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THINGS WOMEN DON'T KNOW - BUT MEN DO. THINGS MEN DON'T KNOW - BUT WOMEN DO

1. There are two types of men. Those who cheat and those who lie about it.
Choose one


2. Men have sexual thoughts about every woman they meet (except their mothers & blood sisters only).


3. A man is incapable of saying 'no' to sex (So watch your best friends carefully)


4. A man can reach his orgasm in 30 seconds if he wants to. Consider every second that he lasts longer than a minute as a bonus


5. If a man has not introduced you to any of his friends /family a month into the relationship, you are not his girlfriend. You are the 'other' woman. (Now you know!!!)


6. If a man has not brought up the subject of marriage six months into the relationship, it ain't happening. Never ever.


7. Educated, enlightened career women, some advice. If you do not cook for him, do his laundry or fuck him every day, someone else is. (Can you handle the truth?)


8. Oral sex stopped being an optional extra in lovemaking at 23h59, December 31, 1999. In the 21st century, if you're not going down on him, someone else is (Don't shoot the messenger)


9. There are two types of men; those who openly Admit to playing with their wee-wees and those who lie about it.



NOW - THINGS MEN DON'T KNOW - BUT WOMEN DO.


1. The myth about size is NO myth at all. There really is such a thing as 'too small'.


2. At some point during the relationship, she will slip up' and have a one-night stand. With someone you know. (Deal with it)


3. For every ten 'orgasms' she has with you, Eight belong in the just to make him stop or feel better category. (The truth shall set you free)


4. She has seen one bigger than yours before. (Get over it)


5. She may be your queen but she's someone else's booty call.


6. If she sleeps with an ex while she's going out with you, she doesn't believe it's cheating. Technically speaking - its old dick.


7. If you are a cheapskate and only ever take her out to Mac donalds or burger king, someone else takes her to an expensive one. One way or the other, she's going to the expensive one.


8. The fact that you drive a BMW X5 impresses her only the first two times you take her for a spin. Talking about your car all the time is boring after a week. The guy in point number 2 on this list? He drives a '98 Citi Golf. (Enough said.)