IRC-Galleria

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me cause I'm sailin on a boat
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin boat

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Last week - I saw a film
As I recall it was a horror film
Walked outside into the rain
Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
Jizzed in my pants

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Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind
A gift real special, so take off the top
Take a look inside - it's my dick in a box