1.[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.
2.[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.
3.[x] I have choked on my own spit
4.[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.
5.[ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.
6.[x] I have accidently caught something on fire.
7.[x] When moving a lit candle you've accidently spilt the hot wax.
8.[ ] I've attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.
9.[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.
10.[x] I've caught myself drooling.
11.[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion.
12.[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I can't help but laugh.
13.[ ] I've turned into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.
14.[x] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out. [ALWAYS]
15.[ ] It is POSSIBLE to lick ur elbow.
16.[ ] I just tried to lick my elbow.
17.[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.
18.[ ] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".
19.[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.
20.[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math.
21.[x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle
22.[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.
23.[x] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.
24.[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.
25.[x] I've peed my pants.
26.[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.
27.[x] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.
28.[x] I accidently break a lot of things.
29.[ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.
30.[x] Friends like me because I'm fun to laugh at.
31.[x] I move my head to the side when I'm confused.
32.[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.
33.[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.
34.[x] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.
Once you get your answer multiply by 3 and repost as "I'm ___% dumb.