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1. He will make you dizzy just by looking into his eyes.
2. Because he drives like a maniac.
3. He's my brand of heroin.
4. Because he makes contracting the Spanish influenza sound hot.
5. He'll love you for your smell and not your looks.
6. He'll write you your own lullaby.
7. Because he's a lion that fell in love with a lamb.
8. Because he makes sick masochism sexy.
9. Because you have to remind yourself to breathe around him.
10. Because even after being alive for well over 100 years, he still has a sense of humor.
11. Because real men sparkle.
12. Sometimes it's nice to know someone who can lift a van off of you.
13. Because mind reading is sexy.
14. Because he dazzles me. Frequently.
15. Because his kisses drive people wild.
16. He dazzles you without knowing.
17. Because he can cool you down during a heat wave.
18. Because he'll jump in front of you to protect you from mind-torture.
19. Because he'll watch Romeo & Juliet with you. And recite all of Romeo's lines.
20. Because his hair could give McDreamy a run for his money.
21. Because he knows what you want.
22. Because he listens to Debussy. For fun.
23. He's the ultimate bad boy without being bad.
24. Because he brought sex-hair back in style.
25. Because he loves you. He wants you. Right now.
26. Because he's a 'vegetarian'.
27. Because his breath always smells good.
28. Because he won't check out other girls.
29. Because he will love you forever.
30. Because he has a crooked smile.
31. Because Rob Pattinson makes the best Edward by far.
32. He makes you want to punch a werewolf in the face.
33. Because he wants to marry you.
34. Because he'll suck poisoned blood out of your hand if necessary.
35. Because he would dream about you if he could.
36. Because he'll break jaws for you.
37. Because vampires don't need fangs if they're sexy.
38. Because he's rich and doesn't give a damn.
39. Because his family is the best too.
40. Because he watches over you.
41. Because he'll kill for you.
42. Because he's better than your boyfriend.
43. Because now every time you see a silver Volvo, you start to hyperventilate.
44. Because he'll buy you mushroom ravioli, and ignore the pretty waitress who brings it.
45. Because he growls. In a good way.
46. Because he actually READS good books.
47. Because he'll always put you first.
48. Because instead of being prince and have horse, is vampire and has a Volvo.
49. You can tell how hungry he is by the color of his eyes.
50. Because he is immortal.
51. Because he thinks skipping class is healthy.
52. Because he makes piano playing sexy.
53. Because his fathers a sexy doctor.
54. Because he's Edward. Freaking. Cullen.

olen tosissani, oikeasti kyllästynyt kaikkiin kokeisiin, paitsi enkun. =) ainoa hyvä asia koeviikossa on se, että sillon ei tartte olla koulussa kolmeen asti, eikä ainakaa missään hikisellä matikan tunnilla ! :]

voi ei. nyt se sit loppu, en voinu vastustaa kiusausta.. olla lukematta epäilystä loppuun.. :/ ja nyt se sit loppu, eikä ees sillee ku olin halunnu. Mut olihan se ihana kirja, sanoin kuvaamattoman ihana. Voi kun Breaking Dawn tulis pian. Tai siis tulispa maaliskuu pian ! Mua harmittaa etten säästäny sitä, toisaalta hyvä, et se loppu, ku koeviikko on jo ens viikol, mut silti. Mun täytyy vaan lukee ne kaikki uudestaan, ennen BD:n ilmestymistä, ni ei tuu vierotusoireita. Mut sitä ennen mun täytyy ostaa houkutus ja uusikuu, koska en sais niitä kirjastosta.... ainakaan kahteen vuoteen. =) mut nyt meen tutimaa, pää täynnä edwardia, bellaa, jacobia (ikävä kyllä!) monohybridiristeytyksiä, alicea, letaaligeenejä ja Emmettiä + kaikkia muita ihania henkilöitä. <3


peeäs, mua harmittaa vieläkin, ku tiedän mitä BD:ssä tapahtuu, syvästi ! mut sitä odotellessa ! =)

jee uusikuu ja epäilys.
kiitos jenny ja äiti. <3
meen nyt lukee.

A normal guy would say: “I love you Baby!”
Edward Cullen would say: “You are my life now.”

Normal Guy would say: “I think I am falling for you.”
Edward Cullen would say: “The Lion fell in Love with the Lamb”

Normal Guy would say: “You hair looks like a haystack; go brush it!”
Edward Cullen would say: "Your hair looks like a haystack but I like it.”

A normal guy would pick a random song from a random artist and dedicate it to you.
Edward Cullen would sing you a song he wrote for you while playing the piano.

If you died, a normal guy would find another.
If you died, Edward would kill himself cause life without you isnÂ’t worth living.

As you leave the house, a normal guy would say: “Bye, see ya!”
As you leave the house Edward Cullen would say: “Come back to me, love.”

He smiled my favorite smile. "Hurry back to me."
"Always."

While you are both out for dinner, a normal guy wouldnÂ’t keep his eyes off the sexy waitress.
Edward Cullen wouldnÂ’t even notice the waitress was a female.

A normal guy, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and one hand on the radio.
Edward Cullen, while driving, would keep one hand on the wheel and the other attached to yours.

While far apart in different places, a normal guy would say: “I miss you.”
While far apart in different places, Edward Cullen would say: “It’s like you've taken half myself with you.”

A normal guy wouldnÂ’t care or notice if you had nightmares.
Edward Cullen would sing until your nightmares went away.
"Do you want me to sing to you? I'll sing all night if it will keep the bad dreams away."

A normal guy does it with everyone.
Edward Cullen only does it with one.

I saw a spider, I didn't scream
'Cause I can belch the alphabet, just double-dog-dare me
And I chose guitar over ballet
And I tape these suckers down, 'cause they just get in my way

The way you look at me
Is kinda like a little sister
Rubbed by your goodbyes
And it leaves me nothing but blisters

So I don't wanna be one of the boys, one of your guys
Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight
That I just wanna be one of the girls
Pretty in pearls, not one of the boys

So over summer, something changed
I started reading "Seventeen" and shaving my legs,
And I study "Lolita" religously.
And I walked right into school and caught you staring at me

'Cause I know what you know
But now you're gonna have to take a number
It's okay, maybe one day
But not until you give me my diamond ring

'Cause I don't wanna be one of the boys, one of your guys
Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight
That I just wanna be your homecoming queen
Their poster dream, not one of the boys

I wanna be a flower, not a dirty weed
I wanna smell like roses, not a baseball team
And I swear maybe one day
You're gonna wanna make out, make out, make out with me

(Don't wanna be)
Don't wanna be
(Don't wanna be)
Don't wanna be
(Don't wanna be)

'Cause I don't wanna be one of the boys, one of your guys
Just give me a chance to prove to you tonight
That I just wanna be one of the girls
Pretty in pearls, not one of the boys

HYVÄÄ UUTTA VUOTTA KAIKILLE 2OO9 !

KIITOS KAIKILLE IHANILLE IHMISILLE ! <3

voi ei... minsa myöhäs.. :)

Olipas taas oikein hyvinkin... kröhöm.. hilpeä joulujuhla..
Miks aina täytyy mokaa, ku sitä vähiten toivoo? Ja miks aina rupee naurattaa kesken puheenvuoron, ku sitä vähiten odottaa.. ? Onneks paikal ei ollu ku puol kouluu, ni ei huomen tartte olla niin nolona. Mut neki puol kouluu, jotka paikal oli, muistaa varmaan aina kuinka se yks blondi ykkönen ei pystyny pitää pokkaa sen toisen blondin ykkösen kans. Mä oikeesti yritin kootya itteni, mut mä en oikee mahtunu sen paperilapun taakse. Ei siinä mitään, ku koko yleisöki nauro meitä, ei ollenkaa paha ! Ja kaveritkin tuki täysillä. Yks jopa toi paperin ruokapöytään ku osas "ennustaa" et mä pillaisin sen glögin kans. No mut, onneks seuraavis juhlis esiintyminen on "vapaaehtoista", eli meitsi taitaa pysytellä yleisön puolella. No, onneks kans ORMA:kin mokas ihan pikkasen... Mut kyl me Empan kans ollaa kaikkein parhait blondei. Mä en osaa ees kuvitella, mitä siit ois tullu, jos Henuki ois ollu siin... kolmas blondi lisää !
NO, OIKEIN IHANAA JOULUA KAIKILLE ! hehe.

ps. mulla taitaa tuo kuume nousta, voi voi en varmaan pääse huomen kouluun, sääli.

Kymmenen käskyä - lasten suusta kuultuna

1. Älä varasta köyhiltä, jos he huomaavat. (Frida 6v.

2. Älä anna vauvoille sipulia. Minä olen kerran kokeillut. (Thea 7v.)

3. Lyö toista vain jos on ihan pakko. (Henriette 7v.)

4. Älä puhu pahaa kenenkään selän vieressä. (Oscar 7v.)

5. Ole niin kiltti kuin pystyt, mutta muuten voit tehdä mitä haluat. (Glenn 6v.)

6. Kuuntele aina äitiä, ja sitä mitä äänensävyä hän käyttää. (Thomas 7v.)

7. Varjele itseäsi. (Kristin 8v.)

8. Jos joku lyö sinua, niin ole kuin et kuulisikaan. (Sebastian 6v.)

9. Rakasta Jumalaa tosi paljon, vaikka se on vaikeaa eikä häntä näy vaikka huutaisi "Tule esiin! " (Robin 6v.)

10.Älä himoitse aviopuolisosi asioita. Ja Äitienpäivänä pitää laulaa, muuten alkaa jumalaton meteli. (Tom 9v.)

BLONDIT REMONTOIMASSA:

Mirkku : "Miks sä heittelet niitä nauloja pois ?"
Lissu : "No hei, täs naulas on tää nuppi vääräs pääs. Ei näit voi tähä seinää lyödä."
Mirkku : "Vitsit, eksä tajuu ? Nää naulat jos on vääräs pääs tää nuppi, kuuluu lyödä tonne toisel puolel seinää."
Lissu : "Aijoo, vitsit mä oon tyhmä."
Mirkku : "Täs ohjees lukee: Maalataan seinät ja ikkunat, ni pitäiskö mun maalata ikkunanpuitteetki ? "
Lissu : "Älä maalaa, maalaa vaan ikkunat, ni ei tuu sanomista."
Mirkku : "Tietty, mitä mä tekisinkää ilman sua Lissu ?"

hehhee. Emmilotta on Lissu, mä Mirkku. ;----)