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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfouO0K54qA&feature=related

Prince Charming: You can't lie. So tell me puppet: Where is Shrek ?

Pinocchio: Uh. Mmm. Well, uh, I don't know where he's not.

Charming: You're telling me you don't know where Shrek is ?

Pinocchio: It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume that I couldn't exactly not say that that it is or isn't
partially incorrect.

Charming: So, you do know where he is ?

Pinocchio: On the contrary. I'm possibly more or less not definately rejecting the idea
that in no way, with any amount of uncertainty, that I undeniably do or do not
know where he shouldn't probably be. If, that indeed, wasn't where he isn't.
Even if he wasn't not where I knew he was, it could mean that, uh---