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Kuusi elämän faktaa!

1) Et voi koskettaa jokaista hammastasi kielelläsi.

2) Kaikki tyhmät, luettuaan edellisen faktan, yrittävät sitä.

3) Ensimmäinen fakta on vale.

4) Hymyilet nyt koska olet idiootti.

5) Näytät seuraavaksi tämän jollekkin toiselle idiootille.

6) Naamassasi on edelleen idioottimainen virne.

Sinä joka luit tämän, jos et kopioi tätä omaan päiväkirjaasi niin kuolet ensi viikon torstaina 20:06.

tinnie sanoo:
yo're evil
tinnie sanoo:
joo
tinnie sanoo:
yo're
nenna sanoo:
jore
nenna sanoo:
and i have a evil plan
tinnie sanoo:
whats ya plan MASTER ?!
nenna sanoo:
i can't tell it yet
tinnie sanoo:
but you have to !
tinnie sanoo:
i'm part of your evil plan !
nenna sanoo:
NO, i CAN'T
nenna sanoo:
ooooh
nenna sanoo:
wait
tinnie sanoo:
WHAT IS IT
nenna sanoo:
we're going to
nenna sanoo:
kidnapp enmppa
nenna sanoo:
(kidnapp<3)
tinnie sanoo:
KIDNAPPING EMPPA SOUNDS VVVVERY GREAT EXXXXXCELLENT PLAN
nenna sanoo:
YES! i KNOW
nenna sanoo:
MUAHAHAHA
nenna sanoo:
we need only one HUUUGE BAG
nenna sanoo:
or SÄCKEN
tinnie sanoo:
säcken
tinnie sanoo:
i prefer säcken !
tinnie sanoo:
and WAIT !
nenna sanoo:
WHAT is your plan!
tinnie sanoo:
if you go -> and put emppa in the säcken, i go and SPRAY SOME PEPPER SUMUTETTA TO ANTSUS EYE
tinnie sanoo:
ooooohh yeeeeessss muahhhahahahaha
nenna sanoo:
ooh yeah! sounds great
nenna sanoo:
but what about our grandmOM
nenna sanoo:
she is very clever
tinnie sanoo:
damn
tinnie sanoo:
grandmom is like a SPY-COP
nenna sanoo:
i think that you have to take anssu and my grandmom and put them on the BIggER säcken
nenna sanoo:
IN
tinnie sanoo:
i remembered it was antsu
nenna sanoo:
and then spray some pepper sumute
nenna sanoo:
rememered
nenna sanoo:
nooo! it's anssu
tinnie sanoo:
hmmmmmm i think that is IMPOSSIBLE to find a säcken BIG enough !!
tinnie sanoo:
HAHAA NOW I KNOW
nenna sanoo:
tell me!
nenna sanoo:
I KNOW !
tinnie sanoo:
we go, and when grandmomma is sleepin' we take a black tussi and draw her SILMÄ LASIT black so she can't see ANY THING !!
nenna sanoo:
you can ROUND some paper their ympärille
tinnie sanoo:
paper
tinnie sanoo:
ARE YOU IDIOT ?!?!
nenna sanoo:
YEAH! that's ok
nenna sanoo:
I mean ! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THINKG
tinnie sanoo:
WHAT THING !??!!?
nenna sanoo:
you know--
tinnie sanoo:
WHEERE !
nenna sanoo:
it's läpinäkyvää
nenna sanoo:
and you need it in the kitchen!
nenna sanoo:
ELMUKELMU
tinnie sanoo:
OOO you meen sleeezy paper
tinnie sanoo:
yeeeesssss
nenna sanoo:
yes.
nenna sanoo:
but i think that your idea is better
nenna sanoo:
and my grandfather can't see , so that is not a problem.
tinnie sanoo:
ok he is not a problem
tinnie sanoo:
OMG
nenna sanoo:
and then?
tinnie sanoo:
what about SAKU the dogg !
nenna sanoo:
SAKU! saku is so ujo that's he's going to hide somewhere
nenna sanoo:
saku is not a problem
tinnie sanoo:
GRRREAAAT
tinnie sanoo:
MUAHAHAHAA OUR EvIL PLAN IS GOING TO WOORK
nenna sanoo:
but what about emilias sister?
tinnie sanoo:
oh fuck that bitch
nenna sanoo:
yeaah!
tinnie sanoo:
i'm SO evil
nenna sanoo:
iii have to broke her eye glasses so she can't seee
nenna sanoo:
WE'RE SOO EVILLS
nenna sanoo:
yeah. that's it. tomorrow -> 8 o'clock ! at my house
nenna sanoo:
we start
tinnie sanoo:
but we HAVE to train with austin powers movie first !
tinnie sanoo:
at my house voi vittu
tinnie sanoo:
-> 8 o'clock at my house :DDDDDDDDD
nenna sanoo:
:DDDDDDDDDDDDD
nenna sanoo:
at my apartment!
nenna sanoo:
--
tinnie sanoo:
you don't live in apartment
nenna sanoo:
ok. we have to go and vuokrata austin powers movie before that
nenna sanoo:
i have a CAR.
nenna sanoo:
i'm the best.
tinnie sanoo:
CAN YOU DRIVE WITH YOUR BROKEN KNEE ?!
nenna sanoo:
YES i CAN.
tinnie sanoo:
eeeeexxccelentttooo
nenna sanoo:
perfectoooo
nenna sanoo:
what a GREAT plan.
tinnie sanoo:
langusiimmoo ola italiaaanoo ny
nenna sanoo:
hopefully everything is going to work.
tinnie sanoo:
i think there is something we've forgot...
tinnie sanoo:
let's think
nenna sanoo:
and what is that?!
nenna sanoo:
what the that would be!
nenna sanoo:
what the hell*
tinnie sanoo:
i can't figure it out !
nenna sanoo:
ooh i forgot.
nenna sanoo:
that sini and tiina is in keuruu! so they are not problems
nenna sanoo:
so that's plan is going to work !
tinnie sanoo:
GREAT ! BITCHEs aRE GONE
nenna sanoo:
nenna sanoo:
so you have to take anssu and my grandmomma
tinnie sanoo:
and you..
nenna sanoo:
i put emilia in the säcken and in my cars backbox
tinnie sanoo:
yees yees of course
tinnie sanoo:
but wait..
tinnie sanoo:
when we have emilia.. what are we going to do with her ?
nenna sanoo:
ooh.. i don't know.
nenna sanoo:
we're going to ..make up her face and going to DONDO with her
nenna sanoo:
ok=
tinnie sanoo:
make up her face !!
tinnie sanoo:
are you drunk
nenna sanoo:
no i'm not
tinnie sanoo:
but how can you drive tomorrow ?!?! if get few votka snapsies in the morning brunze ?
nenna sanoo:
ÄEH! that is not a problem to mee!
tinnie sanoo:
:DDD i forgot..
nenna sanoo:
i CAN drive.
tinnie sanoo:
just drink and drive says your motto
nenna sanoo:
but now
nenna sanoo:
i have to go to sleep so i can wake up 8 o'clock
nenna sanoo:
Seee you tomorrow! REMEMBER THAT TIME.
tinnie sanoo:
OK THEN
tinnie sanoo:
i'll be ready !
nenna sanoo:
great MUAHAHAH.
tinnie sanoo:
i'm going to putsaamaan my WEAPONS
nenna sanoo:
yeah. that's important.
tinnie sanoo:
but i must to find my pirate hat
nenna sanoo:
Bye now. you are a very good partner.
tinnie sanoo:
bye to your self ! see you tomorrow evil master !
tinnie sanoo:
good night and koppa kuoriainen
nenna sanoo:
good night! sleep tight. koppis.
tinnie sanoo:
yes i will. byebyeee
nenna sanoo:
i have to save this evil plan. so i can luntata if i forgot something.
tinnie sanoo:
muaahhaha what a grrrreat idea ! i'll do the same ! moikkkaaa
nenna sanoo:
moimoiii

-> the plan didn't work, jenna was too high to drive

karo: eikä mä söin tätä homeist leipää, kuolenkohan mä nyt ??

nana: joo

karo: mullon home allergia

karo: sille homeelle mitä on katos

karo: meijän katos

tina: hei kuoleeks karo ku se söi hometta niien katosta ?

madde: siis jos pitää juustoo monta kuukautta lämpimäs ni onkse sama ku aura juusto ?

nana: eiku ne homeet kerätää marjoista

nana: home juusto marjoista

tina: vitut ne kerätää karon katosta

karo: haistoin aina koulus ku oli hometta

karo: olin home tutkija

nana: oot kyl aika homees ollu sit

tina: madde, olisitko lesbo, somali, satanisti vai manne ?

madde: manne

nana: madde kuulostaaki silt et joku kel on flunssa, sanois manne