Stranger: Hey. I'll save us some time to the both of us Normal humans don't interest me. If anyone here is an alien, a time traveler, slider, or an esper, then come find me! That is all.
You: IM AN ALIEN!
You: FROM VENUS
You: I HAVE PINK SKIN AND PURPLE EYES
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: REALLY?!!
You: REALLY!!
You: I CAME IN AN ORANGE SPACE DONUT TO TAKE OVER THE EARTH
You: AND IM STARTING WITH OMEGLE :OO
Stranger: OH SHI-
Stranger: I SHOULD WARN THE FBI
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Stranger: BRB CALLING THE WHITE HOUSE