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jee oon nainenTorstai 12.04.2012 03:43

Kumpaa olet enemmän, miehekäs mies vai naisellinen nainen?


NAINEN
[ ] En juo kahvia
[ ] Meikkaan lähes joka päivä
[1] Pidän hameita
[2] Tykkään lauluista, joissa kerrotaan rakkaudesta
[3] Kuuntelen poppia
[ ] Kuuntelen klassista
[4] Hihitän
[ ] Pidän kasvoistani
[ ] Minulla on kauniit kasvot
[5] En koske mielelläni likaisiin asioihin
[6] Hiukset ovat ikuinen ongelma
[ ] Inhoan sadetta
[7] Minua harmittaa, jos sotken vaatteeni
[8] Kiljahdan, jos säikähdän kunnolla
[ ] Pojat on kivoja
[ ] Tiedän, että ainakin viisi kundia elämäni aikana on ollut kiinnostunut minusta
[ ] Matkustan kaikki kilometriä pidemmät matkat autolla
[ ] Ihastun helposti
[ ] Mutta ihastukset menevät myös helposti ohi
[ ] Pidän kilteistä pojista enemmän kuin koviksista
[9] Pelkään pimeää
[10] Pelkään korkeita paikkoja
[11] Pelkään hämähäkkejä
[ ] Kalja on kamalan makuista
[12] En röyhtäile julkisesti
[ ] Rakastan shoppailua
[ ] Ja minulla on varaa kunnon tuhlaukseen
[13] Vaaleanpunainenkin on ihan kiva
[ ] En osaa puolustautua, jos kimppuuni hyökkäisi mies
[ ] Pysyn hyvin pystyssä korkkareilla, joissa on 15 cm korko
[ ] Syön terveellisesti
[ ] Minulla on monta läheistä tyttökaveria
[ ] Tykkään käyttää koruja


Olen...
[14] Vetänyt toista naista hiuksista tai raapinut
[15] Korjannut sukkahousuja kynsilakalla
[16] Kurkkinut kaverin kylpyhuoneen kaappiin
[17] Nyppinyt kulmakarvat
[18] Keikistellyt peilin edessä
[19] Puhunut puhelimessa tunnin jos toisenkin putkeen ystävän kanssa
[20] Vetänyt naamaan ison levyn suklaata kerralla
[21] Siivonnut hulluna kun joku kertoo tulevansa kylään lyhyellä varotusajalla
[22] Pissannut julkiselle paikalle maistissa
[ ] Silittänyt alushousuja
[23] Kuunnellut korvat höröllä Dr. Philin viisauksia
[24] Haaveillut rikkaasta miehestä
[25] Kutonut kangaspuilla
[ ] Käynyt manikyyrissä
= 25


MIES
[1] Juon kahvia
[ ] Ajelen partaani lähes joka päivä
[2] Pidän housuja
[ ] Tykkään lauluista, joissa kerrotaan auton varaosista
[3] Kuuntelen metallia
[4] Kuuntelen kunnon rock n rollia
[5] Hohotan
[ ] Pidän mahastani
[ ] Minulla iso ja mukava maha
[6] En koske mielelläni mihinkään, mikä liittyy siivoamiseen
[ ] Viikset on ikuinen ongelma
[ ] Sade ei haittaa minua
[7] Minua harmittaa, jos rikon lempikalsarini
[ ] Karjaisen, jos haluan säikäyttää naisen
[ ] Autot on kivoja
[ ] Tiedän, että olen karkottanut ainakin viisi naista ulkonäölläni
[ ] Matkustan kaikki matkat autolla
[7] Lihoan helposti
[8] Mutta syön silti paljon
[ ] Pidän tuhmista tytöistä enemmän kuin kilteistä naapurintytöistä
[9] Pelottelen ihmisiä pimeällä
[ ] Rakastan korkeita paikkoja
[ ] Syön hämähäkkejä
[10] Kalja on kaljan makuista
[ ] Röyhtäilen ja/tai piereskelen mielelläni julkisilla paikoilla
[ ] Rakastan autokaupassa käyntiä
[ ] Ja minulla on aina varaa kaljaan
[11] Kilttikin nainen on ihan kiva
[ ] Osaisin puolustautua, jos kimppuuni hyökkäisi alien
[12] Pysyn hyvin pystyssä lenkkareilla, joissa on pohjat paskana
[ ] Syön mitä vain
[13] Minulla on monta kaveria, joiden kanssa tykkään käydä juomassa
[ ] Tykkään käyttää partakonetta


Olen...
[14] Nauranut tavalle, jolla naiset tappelevat
[ ] Korjannut auton naarmuja vaimon kynsilakalla
[ ] Kurkkinut sovituskoppeihin
[ ] Ajanut parran
[15] Ajatellut käydä salilla
[16] Jättänyt vastaamatta puhelimeen, sillä en ole jaksanut nousta sohvalta
[17] Vetänyt perseet
[18] Odottanut sohvalla kun joku kertoo tulevansa kylään lyhyellä varotusajalla
[ ] Kisannut siitä kenellä on pisin
[ ] Käyttänyt kaksi viikkoa samoja kalsareita
[19] Nauranut Dr. Philin jutuille
[ ] Haaveillut rikkaasta ja seksikkäästä naisesta
[ ] Kiipeillyt pienenä kangaspuilla ja leikkinyt Tarzania
[20] Käynyt parturissa

[Ei aihetta]Perjantai 03.02.2012 00:57

KIRJOITA GOOGLEN KUVAHAKUUN NÄITÄ HAKUSANOJA

1. Toinen nimesi ja valitse yhdeksäs kuva. Tältä näytät 20 vuoden päästä:



2. Isäsi etunimi (tai äitisi etunimi jos tykkäät tytöistä) ja valitse neljästoista kuva. Tässä on tuleva aviomiehesi/vaimosi:



3. Siskosi (tai jos ei oo siskoa, niin äitisi) etunimi genetiivimuodossa + sana "mekko" (esim. "Annan mekko") ja valitse ensimmäinen kuva. Sinulla on hääpäivänäsi tämä mekko/mikä tahansa vaatekappale ylläsi:



4. Lemmikkisi nimi (jos ei oo lemmikkiä niin laita eka nimi joka tulee mieleen) ja valitse ensimmäinen kuva, jossa on ihminen. Tässä on tuleva esikoisesi:



5. Kaverisi etunimi genetiivimuodossa + sana "talo" (esim. "Juhan talo") ja valitse ensimmäinen kuva. Täällä asut miehesi ja lapsesi kanssa:



6. Syntymävuotesi ja sana "töissä" (esim. "1995 töissä") ja valitse seitsemäs kuva. Tämä kuva viittaa jotenkin tulevaan ammattiisi:



7. Kännykkäsi väri + joku vaatekappale (esim. "punainen mekko", "sininen paita", jne). Sitten valitse kuva ikäsi mukaan, eli jos oot vaikkapa 16v niin valitse kuudestoista kuva. Sinulla on tämä vaatekappale ylläsi, kun kuolet:




8. Viimeisen saapuneen tekstarin viimeinen sana ja valitse kolmas kuva. Näin sinä kuolet / tämä sinut tappaa!!:


Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds of you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song from your favorite album
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when you're angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when you're happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when you're sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 18 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 19 - A song from your favorite artist
Day 20 - A song that you can listen over and over again
Day 21 - A song that you hardly ever listen
Day 22 - A song that reminds you about something bad
Day 23 - A song that reminds you about something good
Day 24 - A song that you want to dedicate to someone
Day 25 - A song that makes you wanna sing along
Day 26 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 27 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 28 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 29 - A song from your childhood
Day 30 - Your favorite song at this time

Day 29 - A song from your childhoodKeskiviikko 16.06.2010 16:12


Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds of you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song from your favorite album
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when you're angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when you're happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when you're sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 18 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 19 - A song from your favorite artist
Day 20 - A song that you can listen over and over again
Day 21 - A song that you hardly ever listen
Day 22 - A song that reminds you about something bad
Day 23 - A song that reminds you about something good
Day 24 - A song that you want to dedicate to someone
Day 25 - A song that makes you wanna sing along
Day 26 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 27 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 28 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 29 - A song from your childhood
Day 30 - Your favorite song at this time

Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds of you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song from your favorite album
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when you're angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when you're happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when you're sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 18 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 19 - A song from your favorite artist
Day 20 - A song that you can listen over and over again
Day 21 - A song that you hardly ever listen
Day 22 - A song that reminds you about something bad
Day 23 - A song that reminds you about something good
Day 24 - A song that you want to dedicate to someone
Day 25 - A song that makes you wanna sing along
Day 26 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 27 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 28 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 29 - A song from your childhood
Day 30 - Your favorite song at this time

Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds of you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song from your favorite album
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when you're angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when you're happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when you're sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 18 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 19 - A song from your favorite artist
Day 20 - A song that you can listen over and over again
Day 21 - A song that you hardly ever listen
Day 22 - A song that reminds you about something bad
Day 23 - A song that reminds you about something good
Day 24 - A song that you want to dedicate to someone
Day 25 - A song that makes you wanna sing along
Day 26 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 27 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 28 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 29 - A song from your childhood
Day 30 - Your favorite song at this time

Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds of you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song from your favorite album
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when you're angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when you're happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when you're sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 18 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 19 - A song from your favorite artist
Day 20 - A song that you can listen over and over again
Day 21 - A song that you hardly ever listen
Day 22 - A song that reminds you about something bad
Day 23 - A song that reminds you about something good
Day 24 - A song that you want to dedicate to someone
Day 25 - A song that makes you wanna sing along
Day 26 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 27 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 28 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 29 - A song from your childhood
Day 30 - Your favorite song at this time

Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds of you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song from your favorite album
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when you're angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when you're happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when you're sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 18 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 19 - A song from your favorite artist
Day 20 - A song that you can listen over and over again
Day 21 - A song that you hardly ever listen
Day 22 - A song that reminds you about something bad
Day 23 - A song that reminds you about something good
Day 24 - A song that you want to dedicate to someone
Day 25 - A song that makes you wanna sing along
Day 26 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 27 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 28 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 29 - A song from your childhood
Day 30 - Your favorite song at this time

Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds of you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song from your favorite album
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when you're angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when you're happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when you're sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 18 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 19 - A song from your favorite artist
Day 20 - A song that you can listen over and over again
Day 21 - A song that you hardly ever listen
Day 22 - A song that reminds you about something bad
Day 23 - A song that reminds you about something good
Day 24 - A song that you want to dedicate to someone
Day 25 - A song that makes you wanna sing along
Day 26 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 27 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 28 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 29 - A song from your childhood
Day 30 - Your favorite song at this time

Day 01 - Your favorite song
Day 02 - A song that makes you happy
Day 03 - A song that makes you sad
Day 04 - A song that reminds you of someone
Day 05 - A song that reminds of you of somewhere
Day 06 - A song that reminds you of a certain event
Day 07 - A song that you can dance to
Day 08 - A song that makes you fall asleep
Day 09 - A song from your favorite band
Day 10 - A song that no one would expect you to love
Day 11 - A song that describes you
Day 12 - A song from your favorite album
Day 13 - A song that you listen to when you're angry
Day 14 - A song that you listen to when you're happy
Day 15 - A song that you listen to when you're sad
Day 16 - A song that you want to play at your wedding
Day 17 - A song that you want to play at your funeral
Day 18 - A song that makes you laugh
Day 18 - A song that you wish you heard on the radio
Day 19 - A song from your favorite artist
Day 20 - A song that you can listen over and over again
Day 21 - A song that you hardly ever listen
Day 22 - A song that reminds you about something bad
Day 23 - A song that reminds you about something good
Day 24 - A song that you want to dedicate to someone
Day 25 - A song that makes you wanna sing along
Day 26 - A song that you can play on an instrument
Day 27 - A song that you wish you could play
Day 28 - A song that makes you feel guilty
Day 29 - A song from your childhood
Day 30 - Your favorite song at this time
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