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Definitely Gerard. Anyway one of your fans wanted to know how far you've gotten with Bert.



Gerard: Okay I haven't fucked him haven't sucked him or vice-versa. But I have seen him naked.

Frank: I think Bob and Ray left us.

Mikey: Wussies cant handle the sex talk

Gerard: You're one to be talking.

Mikey: FUCK YOU!

Gerard: FUCK YOURSELF!

Mikey: GO FUCK A COW!

Gerard: GO FUCK A TOASTER AND TURN IT ON!

Mikey: GO FUCK YOUR MOM!

Gerard: SHE'S YOUR MOM TOO DUMBASS!!!!



okay I think its safe to say that this interview is over.



Frank: On behalf of all the rest of MCR and myself WE'LL SEE YA AT THE SHOW!!!!

Gerard: GO FUCK A WHALE!!!!

Mikey: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOU LIKE THAT GERARD!!


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iik ei gerttiä. Ja Frank vaihtaa puheenaihetta koska gert ei oo kivaa, okei on se mut frerru on paljon kivempaa. Ja Ray ja Bob lähti hanee :'D

Okay this ones for Frankie. Have you ever thought about one of your band mates in a sexual way and if so who?



Frank: Yes actually. But it was nothing too dirty or anything. I just-there was this one pair of pants he had that really showed off his ass and uh package.

Gerard: Yeah everyone knows Im sexy.

OK a friend wanted to know what you really do in the shower.



Gerard: Well I take long hot pleasurable showers, and I touch and scrub my whole entire body.

Mikey: Ewwwww

Ray: Oh Mikey you've thought about that before

Mikey: Eeeeewwwww NO!

Gerard: Don't deny it!

Mikey: Shut up back to the question.

Gerard: That is part of the question.

Frank: you guys are fucked up.

Ray: Hey Mikey, dont you take toasters in the bath?

Gerard: YES he does!

Mikey: Well not anymore, every once in a while I do like to watch T.V. in the bath but I guess it's not a safe thing to do!

Frank: Youre such a dumbass!

Okay new subject. Again I did not have anything to do with the making up of this question. Boxers, briefs, man thong, or commando?



Mikey: (laughing so hard he fell off the chair)

Frank: MAN THONGS ALL THE WAY!!!!

Gerard: FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Ray: boxers for me thanks.

Bob: No comment.

Mikey: AHHH hes commando aren't you?

Bob: like I said no comment.

Gerard:GROSS!!!!!I AM NOT SITTING NEXT TO YOU ANYMORE!!!!!

So what's the meanest thing your band mates have ever done to you while on tour?



Ray: Dont even get me started the list could go on for hours.

Gerard: Come on. You know we pick on Mikey more than anyone.

Frank: We've all had our days.

Gerard:once you guys fucked up my samich and let me eat it.



I always thought it was sandwich



Gerard: When mikey was little he would say samich and it just kind of stuck.

Bob: tell her what they did to the sandwich!!!

Mikey: Oh God NOOO!!!!!

Gerard: I was making a tuna and whip cream samich and I left for a second to go check on something. When I came back my samich was no longer whip cream and tuna it was Mikey's cum and tuna. It was so fucking disgusting. I swear I'll get you back for that.

Mikey: Yeah and you did. I remember this one time when you and Frankie zipped me up in a sleeping bag and dumped me in the pool at that one Sheraton hotel because I wouldn't go up to that creepy floor with you guys.



What was so creepy about it?



Gerard: There was this fucking psycho Satanists cult up there and Mikey was scared shitless.

Ray: those guys were so cool.

Frank: there was this one guy who was chasing us around the floor they were on and shouting at us in latin. Or I think it was latin. We really pissed them off. I guess he was trying to curse us or something.



Do you guys believe in that kind of thing?



Gerard: well weve had a few incidents with an Ouijia board and we're all very superstitious.

Frank: don't go walking under ladders.

Just so you know I didnt come up with this one: Which would you rather do impregnate a cow or eat road kill squirrel?



Frank: Are there any alternate answers?

Gerard: I'd rather eat road kill anything than get near a cow.

Mikey: he hates cows. But seriously eating a road kill squirrel? That would be just plain weird. And disgusting.

Gerard: Cows smell like shit.

Frank: How about neither.

Ray: C'mon Frankie you know you wanna fuck a cow or two.

Frank: WHAT!!!! THATS PLAIN WRONG!!!

Bob: Dude impregnating a cow just means you stick-

Mikey: EEEEWWWW!!!!!KEEP IT PG-13!!!PG-13!!!!!

Okay guys these are some tough questions you up for it?

Gerard: Go for it

Frankie: Shoot

Skittles or M&Ms?

Mikey: SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YES SKITTLES!!!!

Gerard: wow uh, yeah have to agree with Mikey on that. Skittles all the way.

Frank: I prefer sweet stuff over chocolate anytime.

Ray: Dude no way M&Ms are way better

Frank: But they all taste the same!!!! Put some variety in your life man!!!!

Bob: Gummy bears

Gerard: Dumbass that wasn't one of the choices

Bob: ..oh well it is now.

Frank: Has goldfinger ever seen any mooses?

Mikey: That's not the plural of moose...it's moosi.

Gerard: Fuck off. It's meese.

Frank: Has goldfinger ever seen a flock of meese advancing on him? It's a terrifying sight, They aren't small creatures. You would just run off like a boy or a girl. What does running like a girl mean anyway?

Question: Which one of your band mates is most likely to accidentally stick a fork in a toaster?

Frank: Mikey.

Mikey: That would be me.

Gerard: I would definately be the one yelling. I think we're all very protective of Mikey for things like sticking forks in toasters.

Frank: It's funny because when we were recording, me and Mikey lived together and I would go to Gerard after and be like "I can't believe he did this today."

Mikey: Yeah, I would leave the tea on overnight.

Frank: God forbid that kid ever lives alone!

Gerard: He had to promise he would watch him because he likes to do this thing where he takes a heater into the shower and plugs it in...

Frank: Oh God!

Gerard: ...and there's water everywhere.

Mikey: I did that one time...

Gerard: And what about the times with the radio?

Mikey:...and I was pretty warm when I did it though.

Gerard: People, even though Mikey does stupid shit, that doesn't mean you can. Please don't stick forks in toasters or take heaters into the shower. Thanks! I guess this means that I care about all of you MCR fans...