IRC-Galleria

It had taken a while, but Kurt and Blaine finally reached the giraffe exhibit. They saw two giraffes off in the distance, both trotting around eachother in large circles, almost like dancing. It was almost as if no matter how far they moved apart, gravity pulled them back together again. They ran across the wide habitat, right up to where Kurt and Blaine were standing.

"Hey guys!" Kurt and Blaine ran right up to the fence to meet their giraffe counterparts.

"Wanna know how I tell them apart?" Blaine asked.

Kurt cocked his head to the side. "How?"

"Kurt is a lot cuter," he replied, wrapping his arm around his boyfriend's waist.

"Aww," Kurt said with a smile. "Wanna know how I tell them apart?"

Blaine, expecting something sweet, replied, "How?"

"Blaine is a lot shorter."



oh god WHAT IS AIR

Chris sighed. "Fine. I'll kiss him. But just so you know, I hate you two."

"We hate you, too." They said, grinning.

"How would you know that I kissed him?"

"Would you lie to us?"

"Yes."

They smirked. "You wouldn't. "

Chris grumbled. "Fine. I'll tell you when I kiss him."

"We'll give you a deadline—"

"No way!"

"Before midnight."

Chris rolled his eyes. "And what would happen if I didn't do it?"

"Kurt and Blaine get a sex scene."

Chris blushed. "You can't do that! Glee's on Fox!"

"Oh? Sex Is On Fire playing in the background," Brad smirked.

"It starts with extremely heavy making out,"

"And they both get their shirts off,"

"More heated kissing,"

"Hips rolling,"

"Then at some point in the song, only the top half of their body is shown, suggesting that they are having sex."

"And then near the end of the song, a close up on Kurt's face, with his eyes rolling back, his mouth an 'o', moaning Blaine's name. Then fade to black."

They smirked.

"Then we film it about 50 times because of angles and imperfect shots, and you will be the most turned on you have ever been and there is nothing you can do about it because we can't really make you two have sex on tape, just pretend, and probably painful sex. I mean, seriously. No lube or anything."

Chris was blushing heavily, just thinking of that. He was trying his best not to get turned on at the image.


yeah okay
that'd be, like, totally awesome and fukken great

After rejoining the party, two things became very apparent to Kurt very quickly. One; Blaine had a lot of family. He'd been able to see that right away, but it turns out the crowd who'd watched him sing had barely been a third of everyone that was actually there.

He was sure he hadn't met all or even most of them, but it sure as hell felt like it. It seemed like Blaine had a never ending stream of relatives to introduce him too, and each of them had the same conversation with him.

It basically went:

Relative: Oh so you're the one whose stolen our little Blainie's heart away?

Blaine: Relative! [Blush]

Kurt: [Smile] I guess so. Although, I maintain that he was the one who stole my heart first, so it was only fair that I get his back.

Relative: [Much louder laugh than was appropriate] Oh you're too cute. [insert cheek pink, shoulder slap, and/or enthusiastic hand shake here]

Blaine: Trust me, Relative, he knows [Grin]

Kurt: [Shrug] I do.

Relative: [Chuckle] Oh look, Another [Cousin/aunt/uncle/grandparent] is getting into [an argument/the desert for later/the blueberry schnapps] again. [Rushes off]

[Repeat]

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