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Läskin manaus

Sula läski lyllymästä
liika liha lellumasta,
ihra kaikkoa kavala
suksi suohon, selluliitti.

Makeassa on majasi,
virus vinha viinerissä
voikkoleivän makkarassa.
Mene kinkku matkoihisi
suden suuhun paksu reisi!

Parempi minun elellä,
kepeänä kepsutella,
kun ei perä maata laahaa,
raavi tietä takamus.

***
tuosta varmaan arvaattekin mitä taas aloitin...juu... laihis :P

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JANELLA TÄNÄÄN 6kk <3

pitää myöhemmin ottaa puolvuotis kuva tuosta neitokaisesta =)

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Janellalla oli sitten korvatulehdus. Hyvä, että nyt selvisi mistä lämpöily johtui...

Janellalla on nuha, yskä ja vähän lämpöä :( On niin kauheata katsoa, kun toinen ei saa edes tuttia imettyä, kun on nenä niin täynnä limaa. Toivotaan, että menisi pian ohi.

Juholla oli tänään urheilukisat ja tuli 600m juoksussa toiseksi <3

Janella istui tänään ihan pikkuhetkiä ekakertaa <3

analyysi naisen nimen perusteella...

Aamu = Oman tiensä kulkija. Suosittelen lähestymään, voit saada jotain upeaa.
Alisa = Tiukka täti, täti todellakin, alkaen jo 12v.
Anna = Anna ei todellakaan anna.
Anne = Joko urheilullinen, tai nörtti. Jokatapauksessa ei miesten saavutettavissa. (paitsi 35 vuoden iässä)
Anni = Äidit tykkää. Anni on kiltti ja suloinen.
Anniina = Kantanimensä kaltaisesti kiltti, mutta ei kuitenkaan suloinen. Unohda.
Annika = Annikat ovat kuolemassa sukupuuttoon. Hyvä, kukaan ei menetä mitään.
Annukka = Wanna be mitä tahansa, muttei ole mitään. Paitsi hyvä koulussa, jos kaveritkin on.
Anu = Yksinkertainen, (=hieman vajaa) monet kuitenkin pitävät Anusta, koska Anukin pitää kaikista
Arja = Taiteilija, ja luonteeltaan boheemi, mutta tutustumisen arvoinen. Pitää huolta rakkaista.
Armi = nk. perässähiihtäjä. Armi on hiljainen ja harmaa.
Aurora = kuten eräässä sadussakin, prinsessa. Tai ainakin luulee niin. Älä leiki Auroran kanssa!
Birgitta = Ei tajua pukeutumisesta mitään, eikä omaa käytöstapoja. Birgitta on so called Birgi, ja enemmän hyvä jätkä kun tyttö.
Eerika = Hemmoiteltu Eerika odottaa hellää huomiota koko ikänsä. Itkupilli.
Erika = Jos mahdollista, vielä hemmoitellumpi.
Eevi = Herttainen ja mukava, Eevi kuuntelee ja puhuu ja sopeutuu myös nyrkin ja hellan väliin.
Eija = Mikä Eija? Ai se... siis kuka?? jaa... Miss Nobody.
Elina = Luulee osaavansa kaiken, tietävänsä kaiken ja kykenee olemaan sadassa paikassa samaan aikaan. Elina tekee lapset nuorena, ja niitä on paljon!
Elisa = mukavaa seuraa, yhdeksi yöksi..
Ella = Ella on lojaali tyyppi, hanki kaveriksesi Ella, mutta älä vaimoksesi. Ella ei mahdu hellan ja nyrkin väliin.
Emilia = Isin pikkutyttö. Jos haluat viettää rahakkaita bileitä, hanki kaveriksesi Emilia, isi maksaa!
Emma = Älä koskaan luota Emmaan! Emma on unelma tyttöystävä - ensimmäiset 2 viikkoa. Kaverina kiero oman edun tavoittelija.
Emmi = Kesympi versio Emmasta, tavoittelee myös omaa etuaan, mutta tekee myös töitä päästäkseen tavoitteeseensa.
Essi = todennäköisesti vaihtaa aikuisena nimensä Esaksi, ja menee naimisiin Jaanan kanssa.
Eveliina = Haluaa olla kaunein ja suosituin, haluaa omistaa kaiken ja vielä vähän enemmän. Vaihtaa miestä kuin sukkaa, ja aina luulee olevansa rakastunut.
Hanna = Jätä väliin.
Hanne = Mystinen tyyppi, joka ei ole avoin eikä sulkeutunut. Tutustu!
Heidi = Maailman napa, omasta mielestään. Ystävänä kiero, kumppanina vielä kierompi!
Heini = Voit tavata Heinin kirjastossa, tai heppatallilla. Heinin kanssa harrastetaan ja ollaan aktiivisia.
Heli = Tylsä tyyppi. Todennäköisesti muodikas, massan mukana kulkeva. Mahdollinen teini-äiti.
Helmi = Nimensämukaisesti oikea helmi. Pidä Helmiä hyvänä!
Henna = Todellinen massateini! Hennan kanssa on hauskaa, mutta ei sitä kauaa katsele.
Heta = Aktivisti. Joko eläin -sellainen, tai sitten jokin muu. Hetalla pitää olla jotain elämää suurempaa meneillään, jotain, josta käydä saarnaamassa ja osoittamassa mieltä.
IIda = Kiva naapurintyttö, joka teini-iässä värjää hiuksensa mustaksi tai leikkaa ne pois.
Ida = kts. Iida. Ida tosin ei ole koskaan ollut edes kiva naapurintyttö, vaan kiljuva kakara.
Ilona = Ilona on todennäköisesti isosena rippileirilläsi, ohjaajana 4H -kerhossa tai lasten leikkipaikka valvojana.
Inka = Itsekäs tyyppi, jonka kanssa ei kannata hengailla kauaa!
Ira = todennäköisesti bi -henkinen siilitukka takapulpetista.
Jaana = mene naimisiin Esan (Essin) kanssa. Tekee paljon lapsia (hedelmöityshoidolla) ja on mahtava kotiäiti!
Janette = Se blondi. Juu just se joka oli sen Jaken kanssa ! Eiku sitä ennen se oli sen Tomin kaa...
Janika = Ota Janika kaveriksesi, jos haluat tehdä kaikkea hulvatonta!
Janina = Se Janetten kaveri.
Jemina = Jemina on valehteleva pikkunainen, jolla on likaiset vaatteet ja suttuset meikit.
Jenna = Outo lintu. Tutustu, jos jaksat kuunnella tuntikausia omituisia juttuja saamatta suunvuoroa.
Jenni = Jenni on kiva kaveri, hyvä tyttöystävä ja vielä parempi vaimo. Jennin kanssa ei ole tylsää ikinä, ja Jenni tietää miten läheisistä pidetään huolta.
Johanna = Johanna on se etupulpetin tyttö, joka harrastaa heppoja ja kirjoittaa kuusi ällää.
Jonna = Jonna juo kaljaa ja pelaa pelikoneita, viihtyy miesseurassa ja löytääkin itsensä joka aamu eri sängystä. Eikä varmasti koskaan enää pääse samaan sänkyyn uudestaan! Jonna saattaa adoptoida lapset 4-kymppisenä. Aikasemmin hän "ei ole valmis" äidiksi.
Julia = ihan söpö tyttö.
Jutta = Jutta ei ole tyttöystävä tyyppiä, mutta hanki kaveripiiriisi Jutta jos arvostat rempseyttä ja rehellisyyttä. Jutta muuttaa hiustyyliään radikaalisti ja usein.
Kaisa = Kaisa menee nuorena naimisiin.
Karoliina = Karoliinaa sanotaan Karkiksi, ja Karkki harrastaa aktiivisesti ja kirjoittaa ylioppilaaksi hyvin paperein. Kuitenkin vähän boring.
Katariina = Pikkuprinsessa. Älä lähesty !
Kati = Kati on sosiaalinen ja ihmisten kanssa toimeentuleva. Vaimo -tyyppiä !
Katja = Saattaa esiintyä pehmopornoleffoissa. Blondaa hiuksiaan ja värjää välistä tummaksi. Saattaa joskus leikata ne myös kokonaan pois.
Katri = Petollinen nainen. Jätä väliin.
Kiia = Diggaa päärynäsiideristä ja söpöist skede pojist !
Kirsi = Huolehtivainen ystävä.
Krista = Tavattuaan "unelmiensa pojan", on uskollinen tyttöystävä, menee nuorena naimisiin ja eroaa 3-kymppisenä.
Kristiina = Opiskelee todennäköisesti hoitoalaa, vähän tylsä mutta uskollinen ystävä ja tyttöystävä.
Laura = Haluaa nimensä kirjoitettavan Laüra, tai jotain muuta älytöntä. Kokeilee kaikkea... ja kaikkia. Ystävänä rehellinen ja huolehtiva, kumppanina ailahteleva mutta rakastettava.
Lea = opiskelee puolet elämästään, eikä koskaan saavuta mitään. Lealla on kaksi hyvää ystävää, ja satoja opiskelukavereita.
Leena = Lämmin äitihahmo. Sitten joskus. Kun on ensin hoidattanut masennuksensa, käynyt AA-ssa ja palannut karkumatkalta Ruotsista.
Linda = Etsii itseään, koskaan löytämättä. Eikä kukaan muukaan löydä, koska Linda valehtelee aina kun suunsa avaa.
Lotta = Rikas!
Maija = Idiootti!
Maiju = kts. Maija ja tuplaa kahdella.
Mari = Vähän kiero tyyppi, jonka syvimmät ajatukset eivät aukene edes lähimmille.
Maria = Ota omaksi jos löydät!
Marika = Marikan kanssa voi vietää yhden yön, ei enempää. Älä ihastu (epätodennäköistä).
Marja = Selkeä johtajatyyppi!
Marianne = ei pidä lupauksiaan.
Meeri = why not!
Mervi = Vaimotyyppiä!
Miia = Älä rakastu. Miia on huonoa seuraa muutenkin.
Mia = kts. Miia.
Milja = Milja on ressukka jolla on bestis. Bestis on Miljalle tärkeintä elämässä. Ja tietysti yliopisto opinnot.
Minna = Luonnostaan kaunis, hyvin toimeentuleva ja kaikinpuolin mukava!
Moona = Asuu todennäköisesti kommuunissa muiden rastatukkien kanssa.
Nea = Diggaa poikabändejä, ja hihittää bestojensa kans .
Nelli = Nelli tykkää elämistä enemmän kuin kavereista tai pojista.
Niina = Hyvä koulussa, saattaa kuitenkin kapinoida voimakkaasti teini-iässä ja leikata päänsä kaljuksi ja juoda kiljua koulussa.
Nina = Ei niin hyvä koulussa. Ei kapinoi voimakkaasti, vaan elää elämänsä vaalien tiettyjä normeja. Ei erityisen räväkkä, joten siksi loistava kumppani tasaisuutta arvostavalle.
Noora = Haluaa olla Nora. Todennäköisesti punapää joka on aina myöhässä.
Oona = Niitä pehmoporno typyjä.
Outi = Outista ei saa selvää. Vähän poikatyttö.
Paula = Saa jo tarhassa hölmöjä lempinimiä paukusta poulaan. Tuleva emo.
Pauliina = Vähän kuin Katariina.
Pinja = yhtä imelä kuin nimensä!
Raija = tykkää tytöistä. Sitäpaitsi, kuka antaa lapselleen nimen Raija?
Riikka = Riikka on luotettava.
Riina = Jos seurustelet Riinan kanssa, varaudu siihen, että kaverisi dissaavat tyttöystävääsi!
Roosa = tottunut saamaan kaiken. Roosa on yök.
Saara = Suosittelen. Äiti suosittelee. Saara on kymppi!
Saija = Tapasitko Saijan seurakunnassa? Vai trance -reiveissä? Ota siitä nyt selvää...
Salla = kympin oppilas, mutta kukaan ei ymmärrä miksi. Ei aina ihan mukana. Toisinsanoen: aina kujalla.
Sanna = Sanna on rankka teini, mutta 3-kymppisenä naimisissa ja kahden lapsen äiti.
Sanni = Oletko nähnyt joskus tyytyväisen Sannin?? Kyseessä on harvinaisuus.
Sara = Ihan kiva.
Satu = Älä edes yritä ymmärtää!
Sini = pissis !!
Susanna = Täysi kymppi!
Taija = ÄLÄ usko sanaakaan !
Tanja = Viillellyt teininä kätensä, kuuntelee Metallicaa ja käyttää yhä 501 leviksiä.
Terhi = joku aktivistihörhö.
Tuija = topakka täti! älä ajaudu Tuijan kanssa riittaan, jollet halua setviä sitä kolmea tuntia putkeet teepöydässä.
Tytti = esittää viatonta, mutta on aivan kaikkea muuta.
Veera = Wanna be Vera. Saattaa tulla tunnetuksi Miss Lauttasaarena, tai muuna tosi turhana.
Vilma = Piikikäs kuin siili, ja sikamainen kuin sika!
Virpi = Kiltti mutta tylsä ja harmaa. Älä tutustu, jos kaipaat elämääsi väriä.

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