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Myyntiä.Maanantai 04.05.2009 14:42
Kokoa tuolla on hitusen enemmän kuin tavallisella roikkuvalla kyntteliköllä.
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DragonlanceMaanantai 04.05.2009 00:54
Onpahan pitkästä aikaa tullut uppouduttua Dragonlancen maailmaan. Hengen miekka ja Soturiveljet tullu rykäistyä läpi parin päivän aikana. Ei muistanutkaan kuinka loistava hahmo Raistlin Majere oli.
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Phunnay maybehKeskiviikko 29.04.2009 03:19
Sad dai fer christshuns
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/03/19/funny-pictures-may-haz-broken-jesus/
...
http://roflrazzi.com/2009/04/16/celebrity-pictures-casper-van-dien-hiltons-crabs/
Ois pitäny ottaa Annista mallia. "E."
http://roflrazzi.com/2009/03/02/celebrity-pictures-gollum-petting-zoo/
Deppiä.
http://roflrazzi.com/2009/02/05/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-pirates-fangirls/
http://roflrazzi.com/upcoming/?pid=10955
Marilyn Manson.
http://roflrazzi.com/upcoming/?pid=10771
http://roflrazzi.com/2009/01/30/celebrity-pictures-courtney-love-making/
<Nonno>...And that's how it's done!
http://roflrazzi.com/2009/03/05/celebrity-pictures-mr-t-kid-idea/
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/03/19/funny-pictures-may-haz-broken-jesus/
...
http://roflrazzi.com/2009/04/16/celebrity-pictures-casper-van-dien-hiltons-crabs/
Ois pitäny ottaa Annista mallia. "E."
http://roflrazzi.com/2009/03/02/celebrity-pictures-gollum-petting-zoo/
Deppiä.
http://roflrazzi.com/2009/02/05/celebrity-pictures-johnny-depp-pirates-fangirls/
http://roflrazzi.com/upcoming/?pid=10955
Marilyn Manson.
http://roflrazzi.com/upcoming/?pid=10771
http://roflrazzi.com/2009/01/30/celebrity-pictures-courtney-love-making/
<Nonno>...And that's how it's done!
http://roflrazzi.com/2009/03/05/celebrity-pictures-mr-t-kid-idea/
Jos omistat:Maanantai 27.04.2009 02:36
*Ylimääräistä käteistä noin 50 euroa
*Pari tuntia aikaa
*Hingun nähdä miehiä tiukissa trikoissa
*Mielenkiinnon nähdä modernia balettia rokkiin sovitettuna
Jos edes pari osui kohdalleen, suosittelen Rock The Ballet -esitystä. Löytyy koko viikon Tampereelta. Sen lisäksi saisit kyseisestä tilaisuudesta vastauksen kysymykseen, miltä näyttää baletti, kun sitä tanssitaan pumpattavan barbaran kanssa.
Olen melko varma, etten ollut nähnyt näitä kahta yhdistettävän tällä tavalla ennen.
*Pari tuntia aikaa
*Hingun nähdä miehiä tiukissa trikoissa
*Mielenkiinnon nähdä modernia balettia rokkiin sovitettuna
Jos edes pari osui kohdalleen, suosittelen Rock The Ballet -esitystä. Löytyy koko viikon Tampereelta. Sen lisäksi saisit kyseisestä tilaisuudesta vastauksen kysymykseen, miltä näyttää baletti, kun sitä tanssitaan pumpattavan barbaran kanssa.
Olen melko varma, etten ollut nähnyt näitä kahta yhdistettävän tällä tavalla ennen.
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Lulz, joku WoWiläppäMaanantai 27.04.2009 00:22
What do you call a lake full of Paladins? - A bubblebath
Why didn't the undead cross the road? -'cause he didn't have the guts
What is the difference between 100 gnomes in a cart and 100 pingpong balls in a cart? You can't unload the pingpong balls with a pitchfork
What do you call 5 druids in a moonwell? - a HoT-tub
What do you get if a murlock and a ram have a baby? -The Draenei
How many gnomes does it take to paint a wall? -Depends how hard you throw them.
What you call taurens with no legs? -Ground beef
How many blood elf males does it take to change the lightbulb? -2. One gets the girlfriend to do it and the other explains to the girlfriend that they are too afraid to break their nails
Why didn't Illidan eat his dinner? -It was not prepared!
A dwarf priest was wandering the beach when, upon looking out over the ocean, he saw a gnome splashing and apparently almost drowning. He started to rush out to help, but then noticed two humans on the beach had already gotten a rope out to the gnome and were pulling him in. "I'd like to commend you both, it's all too rare these days to see anyone helping each other out in a time of need. Bless the both of you!" Said the priest. As the priest was walking away, one of the humans turned to the other:"Guess he's never been shark fishing."
What do you get when you put an Undead guy in a bath? -Soup.
An orc, a barbarian and a blood thirsty savage entered a bar.... and that's just the first person!
What did the undead guy say to the hooker? -"keep the tip"
Why do orcs make the best gardeners? -Because they all have green thumbs!
What do you call 10 gnomes buried up to their necks in sand? -Not enough sand
How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Come on, they wouldn't fit, they're not THAT small. They'll screw just about anywhere else though.
Admiral Proudmoore landed on Kalimdor with a large force. He was then startled by a voice that called out to him from some nearby bushes.
-"Hey Human! One orc. Two humans!"
Realising this voice belonged to one of the foul orcs, and confident in the superiority of his own race, the Admiral took the orc's challenge. Calling out for two of his best soldiers, he pointed to the bushes.
-"You two. Go in there and slay that orc!" Obediently the two soldiers rushed into the bushes and out of sight. Then the sound of a loud but all too brief battle erupted. Followed by the death cries of two humans... Then silence...
-"Hey human!" the voice grunted again. "1 orc. 10 humans!"
Growling, the Admiral again took the orcs challenge, and gathered 10 very eager volunteers, all impatient to avenge their two fallen comrades.
-"Go in there and destroy that beast!" Again the men charged into the bushes out of sight. The sounds of battle again erupted, and lasted a little longer this time. But just the same as before it ended with the deathcries of the human soldiers. Then again there was silence.
"Hey human! 1 orc! 50 HUMANS!!!"
Furious, the Admiral decided to take no more chances and called upon his 15th battallion, a hundred of his finest troops, and again pointed into the bushes.
-"CHAAAARRRRRRGGGEEE!!!" he roared at the top of his lungs. Charging in the army vanished into the dense bushes. Knights on horseback, sorceresses and priests, footmen, even dwarven riflemen and mortar teams made up this mighty force. The sounds of a massive battle came from within the bushes, the earth shook, trees fell and large parts of the landscape exploded. There were gunshots, clashing of blades, fleshy thuds, and a veritable chorus of death cries. But soon, once again, there was silence.
Then without warning, one of his men came limping out of the bushes, with a frantic look on his face. He was bleeding profusely, an arm had been chopped off, and he looked ready to die. But before passing out, he cried out to the Admiral.
-"Sir, sir! Its a trick!! There's 2 of them!!"
A human and an elf were sitting in a bar, talking about sex. The Elf was bragging about how good Elves were at it.
-"In Teldrassil, I have learned 99 different ways to please my partner. We practice day and night, and I'm pretty well convinced we've tried everything that's possible."
-"Wow" said the human, impressed. "I've only ever done the one thing. I take my woman and ..."
-"Oh my!!" interrupted the elf. "I think you've found number 100!!"
How many Paladins does it take to screw a lightbulb? -Zero. After the light goes out they just panic and bubble heartstone out.
I've seen a guy who farms so much his epic mount is a tractor
Why do warriors never get their weapons enchanted with pluss to intellect? -Because they dont want their weapons being smarter than they are.
How many hunters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -What lightbulb? Hey, who ninja'd the lightbulb?
What do you call a gnome mage? -Minibar.
What do you get if you cross a gnome with a Tauren? -A Mini-taur!
Your mom is so fat, that it takes 5 warlocks to summon her
Your momma's so fat that mages have to grease their portals and conjure cinnamon rolls on the other side to get her through.
Your mom's so ugly, I had to use [Track Beasts] to find her.
Your mom is so fat that my chain lightning hit her three times.
Your momma's so fat, she takes up 5 slots in a raid group.
Your momma's so fat, she can tank....and she's a mage.
Why didn't the undead cross the road? -'cause he didn't have the guts
What is the difference between 100 gnomes in a cart and 100 pingpong balls in a cart? You can't unload the pingpong balls with a pitchfork
What do you call 5 druids in a moonwell? - a HoT-tub
What do you get if a murlock and a ram have a baby? -The Draenei
How many gnomes does it take to paint a wall? -Depends how hard you throw them.
What you call taurens with no legs? -Ground beef
How many blood elf males does it take to change the lightbulb? -2. One gets the girlfriend to do it and the other explains to the girlfriend that they are too afraid to break their nails
Why didn't Illidan eat his dinner? -It was not prepared!
A dwarf priest was wandering the beach when, upon looking out over the ocean, he saw a gnome splashing and apparently almost drowning. He started to rush out to help, but then noticed two humans on the beach had already gotten a rope out to the gnome and were pulling him in. "I'd like to commend you both, it's all too rare these days to see anyone helping each other out in a time of need. Bless the both of you!" Said the priest. As the priest was walking away, one of the humans turned to the other:"Guess he's never been shark fishing."
What do you get when you put an Undead guy in a bath? -Soup.
An orc, a barbarian and a blood thirsty savage entered a bar.... and that's just the first person!
What did the undead guy say to the hooker? -"keep the tip"
Why do orcs make the best gardeners? -Because they all have green thumbs!
What do you call 10 gnomes buried up to their necks in sand? -Not enough sand
How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Come on, they wouldn't fit, they're not THAT small. They'll screw just about anywhere else though.
Admiral Proudmoore landed on Kalimdor with a large force. He was then startled by a voice that called out to him from some nearby bushes.
-"Hey Human! One orc. Two humans!"
Realising this voice belonged to one of the foul orcs, and confident in the superiority of his own race, the Admiral took the orc's challenge. Calling out for two of his best soldiers, he pointed to the bushes.
-"You two. Go in there and slay that orc!" Obediently the two soldiers rushed into the bushes and out of sight. Then the sound of a loud but all too brief battle erupted. Followed by the death cries of two humans... Then silence...
-"Hey human!" the voice grunted again. "1 orc. 10 humans!"
Growling, the Admiral again took the orcs challenge, and gathered 10 very eager volunteers, all impatient to avenge their two fallen comrades.
-"Go in there and destroy that beast!" Again the men charged into the bushes out of sight. The sounds of battle again erupted, and lasted a little longer this time. But just the same as before it ended with the deathcries of the human soldiers. Then again there was silence.
"Hey human! 1 orc! 50 HUMANS!!!"
Furious, the Admiral decided to take no more chances and called upon his 15th battallion, a hundred of his finest troops, and again pointed into the bushes.
-"CHAAAARRRRRRGGGEEE!!!" he roared at the top of his lungs. Charging in the army vanished into the dense bushes. Knights on horseback, sorceresses and priests, footmen, even dwarven riflemen and mortar teams made up this mighty force. The sounds of a massive battle came from within the bushes, the earth shook, trees fell and large parts of the landscape exploded. There were gunshots, clashing of blades, fleshy thuds, and a veritable chorus of death cries. But soon, once again, there was silence.
Then without warning, one of his men came limping out of the bushes, with a frantic look on his face. He was bleeding profusely, an arm had been chopped off, and he looked ready to die. But before passing out, he cried out to the Admiral.
-"Sir, sir! Its a trick!! There's 2 of them!!"
A human and an elf were sitting in a bar, talking about sex. The Elf was bragging about how good Elves were at it.
-"In Teldrassil, I have learned 99 different ways to please my partner. We practice day and night, and I'm pretty well convinced we've tried everything that's possible."
-"Wow" said the human, impressed. "I've only ever done the one thing. I take my woman and ..."
-"Oh my!!" interrupted the elf. "I think you've found number 100!!"
How many Paladins does it take to screw a lightbulb? -Zero. After the light goes out they just panic and bubble heartstone out.
I've seen a guy who farms so much his epic mount is a tractor
Why do warriors never get their weapons enchanted with pluss to intellect? -Because they dont want their weapons being smarter than they are.
How many hunters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -What lightbulb? Hey, who ninja'd the lightbulb?
What do you call a gnome mage? -Minibar.
What do you get if you cross a gnome with a Tauren? -A Mini-taur!
Your mom is so fat, that it takes 5 warlocks to summon her
Your momma's so fat that mages have to grease their portals and conjure cinnamon rolls on the other side to get her through.
Your mom's so ugly, I had to use [Track Beasts] to find her.
Your mom is so fat that my chain lightning hit her three times.
Your momma's so fat, she takes up 5 slots in a raid group.
Your momma's so fat, she can tank....and she's a mage.
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Terassikautta!Lauantai 25.04.2009 03:22
Melko bueno iltama takanapäin. Keikka lähti Paapan kapakasta koskipuiston reunalta, auringon sokaistessa terassilla riehujat ja viileän cooli Crowmoore kourassa. Siitä sohaistiin Gastroon mistä löysin uuden tuttavuuden, 8% kuiva irlantilainen puolilitrainen ystävä. Oikein maukas ja kuten niinkin vahvasta siideristä usein käy ilmi, maku muistuttaa jonkin verran jo valkoviiniä. Siideripuolelta vertailukohtana voisi käyttää Magnersia ja Strongbowta, pehmeä kuten magners, mutta ehkä volttimäärästäkin johtuen, pirteyttä löytyi kun maku oli hetken suussa asettunut.
Noh, mutta eihän sitä maltettu Gastron terassiin lopettaa, mutta auringon painuessa jo alas päätimme siirtyä sisätiloihin O'Connels-malliseen pubiin, josta löysin pullollisen vanhaa hyvää ystävääni Magnersia. Sen pehmeillä sävyillä siiviteltiin tunnin verran Aliasta pelaillessa(uskomattoman hauskaa siitäkin pelistä saa, kun porukan sanavarasto alkaa osaltaan jo rajoittua hilpeän nousuhiprakan hiipiessä hipiään.
Ja ihan kuin ilta ei jo olisi ollut onnistunut retki tässä vaiheessa, mutta sen jäljiltä vielä kipaisimme hyödyntämään saunavuoron, missä maailmanparannusta tapahtui jälleen suurella ja anteliaalla kädellä.
Eipä tässä enään auta kuin kellahtaa emännyksen viereen ja nukkua huomiseen. Terassikausi näyttää jo loistavalta kahden päivän kokeilujen perusteella.
Noh, mutta eihän sitä maltettu Gastron terassiin lopettaa, mutta auringon painuessa jo alas päätimme siirtyä sisätiloihin O'Connels-malliseen pubiin, josta löysin pullollisen vanhaa hyvää ystävääni Magnersia. Sen pehmeillä sävyillä siiviteltiin tunnin verran Aliasta pelaillessa(uskomattoman hauskaa siitäkin pelistä saa, kun porukan sanavarasto alkaa osaltaan jo rajoittua hilpeän nousuhiprakan hiipiessä hipiään.
Ja ihan kuin ilta ei jo olisi ollut onnistunut retki tässä vaiheessa, mutta sen jäljiltä vielä kipaisimme hyödyntämään saunavuoron, missä maailmanparannusta tapahtui jälleen suurella ja anteliaalla kädellä.
Eipä tässä enään auta kuin kellahtaa emännyksen viereen ja nukkua huomiseen. Terassikausi näyttää jo loistavalta kahden päivän kokeilujen perusteella.
Neljä sointua..Keskiviikko 22.04.2009 23:21
Ja siitä 36 eri biisiä:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4_f6pfabQk
Jos olet ajatellut tekeväsi joskus biisin, siinä on ilmeisesti melko perinteinen kuvio mistä voi aloittaa :P
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4_f6pfabQk
Jos olet ajatellut tekeväsi joskus biisin, siinä on ilmeisesti melko perinteinen kuvio mistä voi aloittaa :P
PiraattiteinejäTiistai 21.04.2009 20:52
http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheat-sheet/item/pirates-mom-appeals-to-obama/maternal-instinct/
Teinipiraatin äiti pyytää Obamalta armoa. 16-kesäinen kloppi on tuomiolla piakkoin jenkeissä.
Miettikääs ny tänkin pojan tulevaisuutta. Kuinka pystyt tuollaisen jälkeen hakemaan enään mihinkään töihin maksaaksesi sakot? Mäkkärin työhakulomakkeessa edellisten työnantajien kohdassa lukisi "Ammattilaispiraatti"
"Etköhän nulikka mee kotias kasvamaan kunnes alat ottamaan hakemukses pikkuisen vakavammin."
Paskan möivät.
Teinipiraatin äiti pyytää Obamalta armoa. 16-kesäinen kloppi on tuomiolla piakkoin jenkeissä.
Miettikääs ny tänkin pojan tulevaisuutta. Kuinka pystyt tuollaisen jälkeen hakemaan enään mihinkään töihin maksaaksesi sakot? Mäkkärin työhakulomakkeessa edellisten työnantajien kohdassa lukisi "Ammattilaispiraatti"
"Etköhän nulikka mee kotias kasvamaan kunnes alat ottamaan hakemukses pikkuisen vakavammin."
Paskan möivät.
[Ei aihetta]Tiistai 21.04.2009 01:06
http://www.supernovatube.com/play.php?viewkey=c53f5255a716c86658db
Tuorein Family Guy tarjoaa aluksi jotain mikä näytti jopa järkevältä pilvikritiikiltä ja kappas vain, samantien kun näin kuvitteli sorruttiinkin jo perinteisempään 'sitte kaikki ois pilves ku piikittäisivät päivät pitkät vain kannabista suoniinsa ja lastensa silmämuniin ja kohta oiskin neljä ratsumiestä taivaalla!'-visioon.
Tuorein Family Guy tarjoaa aluksi jotain mikä näytti jopa järkevältä pilvikritiikiltä ja kappas vain, samantien kun näin kuvitteli sorruttiinkin jo perinteisempään 'sitte kaikki ois pilves ku piikittäisivät päivät pitkät vain kannabista suoniinsa ja lastensa silmämuniin ja kohta oiskin neljä ratsumiestä taivaalla!'-visioon.
RunouttaMaanantai 20.04.2009 20:47
Haaste: kirjoittaa runo, aiheella maatalous.
Tutkaillessani aiheen syvällisiä merkityksiä, päädyin haiku-mittaan:
Lehmän siemennys
Kumihanska anukseen
Liukumiinoja
Maatalouden parissa kasvanut kaverini antoi hyväksyntää ilmaisevan paskaisen talikon palkinnon tälle.
Tutkaillessani aiheen syvällisiä merkityksiä, päädyin haiku-mittaan:
Lehmän siemennys
Kumihanska anukseen
Liukumiinoja
Maatalouden parissa kasvanut kaverini antoi hyväksyntää ilmaisevan paskaisen talikon palkinnon tälle.