IRC-Galleria

+15^C / 59^F
This is as watm as it gets in Finland, so we'll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Finns are out in the sun getting a tan.

+10^C / 50^F
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Finns plant flowers in their gardens.

+5^C / 41^F
Italian cars won't start. The Finns are crusing in cabriolets.

0^C / 32^F
Distilled water freezes. The water in Vantaa river (in Finland) gets a little thicker.

-5^C / 23^F
People in California almost freeze to death. The Finns have their final barbecue before winter.

-10^C / 14^F
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Finns start using long sleeves.

-20^C / -4^F
The Aussies flee from Mallorca. The Finns end their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.

-30^C / -22^F
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Finns start drying their loundry indoors.

-40^C / -40^F
Paris start cracking in the cold. The Finns stand in line at hotdog stands.

-50^C / -58^F
POlar bears star evacuating the North Pole. The Finnish army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.

-60^C / -76^F
Korvatunturi (the home for Santa Claus) freezes. The Finns rent a movie and stay indoors.

-70^C / -94^F
The false Santa moves south. The Finns get frustrated since they can't store theit Kossu (Koskenkorva vodka) outdoors. The Finnish army goes out on winter survival training.

-183^C / -297.4^F
Microbes in food can't survive. The Finnish cows comlain that the farmer's hands are cold.

-273^C / -459.4^F
All atom-based movent halts. The Finns start saying "Perkele it's cold outside today."

-300^C / -508^F
Hell freezes over. Finland wins the Eurovision Song Contest.