1. You arrive at a party and find that two people, a man and a woman, are wearing the exact same thing as you. How do you react?
I am not at all amused and I am too embarrassed to stay at the party.
I am amused and smile to myself.
----> I think this is really funny and may even walk up to the person and laugh about it with them.
2. You think you recognize a friend in a crowded room. You attract the person's attention (in a way you know only that particular friend would find amusing -WINK WINK!). You hurry over to him/her, but when you get there you discover you made a mistake and the person is a total stranger.
I am slightly amused and smile to myself.
I am embarrassed -not amused.
>I can't help laughing at the fool I just made of myself.
3. You're stuck on a bus for 6 hours and are bored out of your skull. What do you do to amuse yourself?
I make farting noises and watch the other passengers start looking around for the culprit.
I read the Calvin & Hobbs book I brought along.
>I hum some songs to myself.
4. Which T.V. show world would you fit right into?
The Cosby Show or Roseanne.
>The Simpson's or Seinfeld.
Law & Order or OZ
5. Which 'slogan T-shirt' would you most likely wear -if you HAD to wear one that is?
>Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.
I'm really easy to get along with once people learn to worship me.
I'm with stupid!
6. Which of the following 'Words of Wisdom' is funniest to you?
>Always borrow money from a pessimist. She won't expect it back.
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.
Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.
7. Which of the following BAD pick up lines do you think most funny?
Are you an over due book? Because you've got FINE written all over you!
Can I buy you a drink or should I just give you five bucks?
>If you were a booger, I'd pick you.
8. What kind of jokes do you prefer?
>Dark sarcastic jokes.
Blond jokes & Dirty jokes.
Knock -Knock jokes.
9. What's your idea of a funny practical joke - assuming there were only three possibilities of course?
Whoopee pads/cushions.
Saran wrap on the toilet bowl.
>Prank calling.
10. Which of the following 'Deep Thoughts' by Jack Handey is the funniest to you?
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.
---> If you're a cowboy, and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it?!
Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what IS that thing?!
None of the above.
Your score is: 65
Your wacky sense of humor rocks! It appears that you can laugh at just about anything, including yourself -which is way cool! And hey, if you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at right? Just kidding. Of course you know you have to make sure you're not offending anyone right?! In any case, most people probably get a kick out of your wit and most likely love hanging out with you. We think you're pretty funny too!