IRC-Galleria

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=5370350633757874741


This test is specifically designed to find out how well MEN know WOMEN. Answer honestly to determine accurate results. NO CHEATING-[ this means asking yo momma, sister, g/f or otherwise person w/ a vagina. If you, at any point, feel uncomfortable enough to skip questions just consider yourself a pussy and move on.




1.
1. For starters: How well do you really think you KNOW women?

uhm. pretty good I guess.

I feel I know them better than most men I know.

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> They confuse the hell out of me!!

Not so much....
2.
2. Are MOST chicks you know on the dumb side?

Hell yeah! More like 99.9%!

No. Most chicks are smart as hell.

Who cares!

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> eh. I really couldn't say for sure....
3.
3. "Do I look fat in this?"

Yeah. A little... HEY, you said you never wanted me to lie to you!

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> No, not really.

Hell naw. You're lookin a little too skinny, you need a sammich.

I'm pleading the 5th.....
4.
4. A girl walks up to you and says: "You look familiar" what's this translate into?

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> You look familiar.

You're cute and that's my way to start up a convo.

Have we f*cked?
5.
5. Your girlfriend would rather hang out and go party with her girls instead of hanging out with you on your ONLY day off of the week. What's really going on?

She just needs some time w/ the girls. You'll have other days off.

You are borrrrring

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> She's lost interest in you.

She's juggling more than one guy at once. You're nothing special.
6.
6. What's it translate into when your girlfriend says: "I love you" ?

...until I find someone better

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> Because I really, sincerely do. [Or think I do anyway.....]

I want to have your babies!

I say it only because you said it first and I didn't want you to get upset.
7.
7. If a girl really acts into you/is all over you and then is suddenly (like the next day maybe) ultra distant and acts almost disinterested, what the fuck is going on?

She was just lonely and let her emotions take hold.

She was just really horny at that moment.

She's confused and misleading (make up your mind bitch!)

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> She just changed her mind. Easy as that..
8.
8. What does it means when a girl talks waaaaaay too freely about her past sexual experiences on a first date?

Oh yeah.. she totally wants to bang you

She's just trying to make you WANT what you can't have...

Any of these depending on the whore - I mean girl

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> Whether true or not, she's testing you and wants to see how you react/respond
9.
9. What's a chick mean when she asks: "What are you thinking?"

I want to eat your brain! gobble gobble gobble

Better be thinking about ME.

I'm curious to know what's on your mind.

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> You're being way too quiet.
10.
10. When a chick tells you to "fuck off" what does that translate into?

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> Just what SHE said: FUCK OFF

I'm just being "playful"

You are totally violating my restraining order against you,pal

I want you so badly
11.
11. What's a chick mean when she says; "I would hang out with you again - as friends..." ?

Friends with "benefits" that is...

Just what I said. Chicks mean things exactly how they say them.

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> I'm sorry, you just aren't my "type"

We will never see, talk, hang out w/ eachother ever again.
12.
12. How do women feel about looking at other women while you have a girlfriend?

Your eyes should be on ME and ME alone!

As long as it's not down right gocking, it's cool.

People watching is not a crime.

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> Any guy, in a relationship, who even glances at another woman is a total pig.
13.
13. Your girlfriend is suddenly working alot and making up excuses why she can't see you. What's going on?

Cheating whore!

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> Just like she says... she's just really busy lately.

She just doesn't know how to break up with you.

Take a hint!
14.
14. What feels better: Natural Breasts or Fake Breasts?

I don't care. A boobie is a boobie!

I prefer the firmness of fake breasts.

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> I prefer the softness of real breasts.

I don't understand why chicks get breast implants. Little boobies are fun too!
15.
15. When your girlfriend is chatting with another female and tells you it's "girl stuff" that usually means:

If i say "tampon" will you run away?

She doesn't want you to know they were discussing one of her exes

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> Time for you to cover your ears and start humming

They're discussing your sex life and how tiney your pee pee is [ohh! ..snap]
16.
16. We love it when you kiss us right after going down on us.

Oh yeah. so hot!

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> Absolutely NOT. Are you retarded?!

We don't mind it.

We like to taste ourself on your lips.
17.
17. You've given your girlfriend no reason NOT to trust you. But she frequently goes through your email. Why?

She's just bored/curious

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> She's had so many cheating boyfriends she trusts NO ONE.

Because she's a total psycho bitch?

She wants any excuse to cheat herself.
18.
18. If a girl you've kinda been dating (say you've gone out a few times) is no longer answering her phone or returning your calls, how do you take this?

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> She's no longer interested. But doesn't want to hurt your feelings.

She met someone better.

Maybe she's just been really busy lately. You should still leave atleast one more voicemail to let her know you're still interested.

She HAD to have had her cell phone stolen! You two cliched so well!
19.
19. What does P.M.S stand for ?

Pre Menstrual Syndrome

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> Pre Menopausal Syndrome

Pre Menstrual Stage

Please More Sex!
20.
20. When a chick has her period how many days does it typically last for?

7 days

2 days

5 days

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> FOREVER
21.
21. Is it possible for a female to become pregnant during her "time of the month" ?

No. Women don't ovulate while we're on our cycle.

I seriously don't know...

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>Yes. It can happen.
22.
22. That's right, another "girly question" - What did you expect? Typically, a woman gets her period every _____ ?

25 days

28 days

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> 30 days lol....nearly same answers

31 days
23.
23. Okay... it gets a little tougher now. What is the best brand of tampons?

Always

Pearl

Maxi

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> OMG. You don't honestly think I would ask you this... do you?!
24.
24. When you ask your partner if it's big enough for her and she replies: "Yeah", what does that mean?

You never ever tell a man he is banking with "insufficient funds"

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> Yeah means yeah, stop readin so much into things

It's allright. I guess..........

Are you in? Are you sure you're in?! ....... are you positive
25.
25. There's a chick in your bed and you're heavily making out (you know she's not a virgin or anything) but she doesn't let it go past kissing and maybe some groping. How do you take this?

Total fuckin tease

She doesn't fuck people on the first date. Maybe not even the 2nd or even 3rd....

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>Patience is a virtue. You respect the fact she's not a slut.

It's "that time of the month".
26.
26. Why do chicks wear thong underwear?

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> No pantylines!

Briefs ride up anyway - this way, it just stays in the crack.

It's sexy when we bend over and you see our whale tail.

Any other underwear are granny panties.
27.
27. Bonus questions. Just for fun. Where does Mascara go?

Cheeks

Eyelashes

Eyelids

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> Face got all 4 answer here lol
28.
28. Where does Foundation go?

Cheeks

Eyelashes

Eyelids

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>Face
29.
29. Where does Blush go?

Cheeks

Eyelids

Eyelids

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> Face
30.
30. Okay. One last question. Fill in the blank. Boys have penises and girls have _____ ?

Attitudes

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> Vaginas

Boobies

Fun things for me to play with! woohoo

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Well done

You scored 69%
You know a little about women.. Just not enough. You should probably ask me the correct responses so you stop looking like an idiot sometimes....



69 % lol.......little ? lol..............clearly a womans conclusion....its so negative lol