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In the dark I can't remember your face
but I can feel them snakes behind my eyes.



Can you trust anyone? Anything?
Or are you fucking with your eyes shut?

Laita musiikkiohjelmasi shufflelle ja vastaa kysymyksiin tulevien biisien nimillä.

Missä asut: älä jätä minua :( (mamba)

Kuvaile ensirakkauttasi: heartbreaker (pat benatar) - no ei etes ollu :DD

Kuvaile tämän hetkistä ihastumistasi: romeo ja julia (movetron) - rakashhhh<3 (monttupuu ja kapula):DD

Mikä on haasteesi: 197666 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! vittu! :) (murderdolls)

Ketkä ovat ystäviäsi: my niggas :DDDDDD vittu nää sattuu hyvi kohillee :DDD (dmx)

Kuvaile ulkonäköäsi: the rose petalled garden (black label society)

Mitä teit viime yönä: ruma-klubi live :o (kotiteollisuus)

Mikä on elämäsi tavoite: hand of doom! (black sabbath)

Milloin harrastat seksiä: mentally blind :DD (death)

Miten haluat kuolla: beholder of justice (hatebreed)

Mitä sanot vanhemmillesi: play that funky music :DDD (wild cherry)

Missä vietät aikaasi: kill the wabbit (metallica) - tapan va pupuja päivät pitkät :D

Mitä ajattelet yhteiskunnasta: secret loser! (ozzy osbourne)

Kuvaile viimeisintä sydänsuruasi: univiidakko :DDDDDDDD hohohoho (chorale)

Mikä on selityksesi kaikelle: hit the road jack (ray charles) jaska lähtee tielle!

Mitä ajattelet perjantaisin: anna mulle piiskaa (apulanta) :ooooo

Mihin kysymyksiin elämästä et ole saanut vastauksia: x gon give it to ya :o (dmx)

Mikä on lempivärisi: run to you (novascape)

Mikä on neuvosi vähemmän kokeneille: voyage voyage! (nightflyer)

Mitä tekisit mieluiten juuri nyt: boom! (soulfly)

Kuvaile parasta ystävääsi: not afraid to die :o (pain)

Mitä on sänkysi alla: wicker man! (bruce dickinson)

Mikä on ollut suurin saavutuksesi: let's fuck! (murderdolls) hahahahaha :DD

Mihin menet häämatkalle: funky town (Lipps. Inc) - sinne siis ville!

Mitä on TEE NÄMÄ -listallasi: reclaim my place (korn) - otan paikkani takasi kerpele!

Missä olisit mieluiten juuri nyt: ruumiinlaulaja (kotiteollisuus) - jaa-a?

Chuck Norris does not cut his grass, he simply stares at it and dares it to grow

Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus

Chuck NorrisÂ’s tears can cure cancerÂ…..too bad heÂ’s never cried.

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”

The only thing we have to fear is fear itselfÂ… The only thing fear has to fear is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

Before going to bed every night the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light on. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark,but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Corris once got in a knife fightÂ…the knife lost.

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Chuck Norris can touch M.C. Hammer

When Chuck Norris jumps in a pool he doesnÂ’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesnÂ’t read books, he stares them down until they give him the information he needs.

When God said, “Let there be light,” Chuck Norris said, “Say please.”

Chuck was once round himself on an elevator with G-unit when they came out, they were white.

Chuck Norris died once. The Grim Reaper is still recovering.

Chuck Norris doesÂ’nt throw grenades, grenades throw Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesnÂ’t do push upsÂ….He pushes the earth down.

Chuck Norris doesent wear a watchÂ….. he decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris once walked down the street with a boner, there were no survivors.

Chuck Norrises sperm once went through 13 condoms a brick wall and the 1975 steelers offensive line.

When a black cat crosses Chuck Norris, it explodes

Chuck Norris does not walk. He is simply moving the earth with his feet.

Chuck Norris does not wear clothes, it is just his powers of illusion.