As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces: If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman. She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone man enough to make me feel like a woman on this plane?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says: Here, iron this!
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"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." "I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" exclaims Watson. "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute. "Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?" "Watson, you idiot!" He exclaims, "Somebody's stolen our tent!"
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