I really hate having to shit when I'm not home and have no way of getting back there. Public restrooms are the worst but I can't even think about using the toilet at my work without puking because there is a fucking giant obese man that works here and I'm pretty sure his asshole alone is bigger than the seat on the bowl. I have seen him go in and out of that bathroom and it ruined the whole thing for me. I don't want to sit down on something that has touched the insides of a unbearably fat beast-man's anus.