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Sampson - "Well well, if it isn't mr. niceguy. Welcome to my lair. Well now, tell me a little bit about yourself."
Thurgood - "Well you know I be from Jamaica man. Not a mercy."
Sampson - "What part of Jamaica."
Thurgood - "Right near the beach."
Sampson - "I think your bullshitting me."
Thurgood - "Sampson Simpson! I stick by my story! Im from Jamaica! If I wasn't Jamaican, then why would I wear this hat?"

"But yo!, Don't let Kobe, don't let all these celebrity news fool you. Right now, all stuff going on in the news, it's just a trick, to get your mind off the war. Thats all it is, it's a trick, to get your mind off the war. I think Bush, sent that girl to Kobes home, Bush sent that girl to Kobes room, Bush sent that little boy to Michael Jacksons house, Bush killed Lacy Peterson, Bush was fucking Paris Hilton in that video. All to get your mind off the war."

1, 2, 3 until the 4 Snoop Doggy Dogg taking condoms out the drawer

"No hot mama I don't wanna dance;
I wanna know how you got that escalade in your pants;
I mean that ass aint human you might be a Marsian;
you need a tattoo on your thie to say proceed with causion;
Now I know that Im a comic but this aint a joke;
with a body like that bitch you should never be broke;
for every nigga that talk to you you should charge them a fee;
and then give fifty percent of that money to me;
and for that small percentage you know what Ill do;
Ill help turn that you;
into a brand new you;
I mean a brand new do;
some brand new shoes;
I mean a brand new you;
and some brand new jewels."

"The scores two hundred;
We're all tied neck and neck;
And it's my turn to address Alex Trebek;
I close my eyes and I thank the lord;
Finally my category is on the board;
I'll take 'Fucked up things white people did' for 1000 Alex;
A bell went off, This could mean trouble;
Todays answer my friends is a daily double;
I took a deep breath, I held myself steady;
And Alex Trebek was like 'Dave are you ready?';
I hit the buzzer, 'What is yes!';
And Alex said 'I didn't ask you the question yet';
How much money are you willing to bet?;
I smiled with confidence, my hand on my balls;
I said Alex I'm willing to bet it all;
And Alex said 'OK here's the question';
'They stole these peoples land, as they gave them syfilis';
'Whose everybody thats not white!';
Alex looked at the card dissappointed, 'Oh my god his right' "