:'D Mä niin hajoilin tälle "Winter War in a nutshell" -tarinalle: http://finland.dreamwidth.org/507.html#cutid1
"FINLAND: ALSO! IT WAS THE COLDEST WINTER EVER.
FINLAND: forreals. It broke records that year, the Finns were kinda like "s'a bit chillier than last year, hmm?" and the Russians are like "SOB WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT MY VODKA IS FREEZING"
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"FINLAND: So Finland's like "holy reindeer shit, he fucked with the Baltics, he's going to fuck with me. I DON'T WANNA GO BACK TO RUSSIA. MY HOUSE IS A LOT NICER THAN HIS AND I'M COOLER."
FINLAND: (Historical note: Trufax. Finns looked pretty far down upon the Russians because they had a much higher standard of living than the Russians.)
FINLAND: (Historical note: Also, the Finns deeply understood Russians and their mindset and tactics, not out of thinking the same way, but out of association. Finland lived in Russia's house, HE KNOWS HOW HE THINKS.)
FINLAND: SO. Finland says "GO AWAY" and Russia says "NO" and then bombs shit.
FINLAND: Now earlier, he'd tried to fuck with Finland by setting up a fake party in his house, to take over.
FINLAND: ......pretty much everyone saw the man behind the curtain.
FINLAND: Seriously, even baby Finns were like "lol russia"
FINLAND: SO RUSSIA CAME IN WITH HIS TANKS AND HIS GUNS AND HIS BOMBS AND hey wait that's a song anyway."
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:'D Miksei opet selitä hissaa yhtä hauskasti?