On a serious note, he's probably painting.
Or then he just died a few years ago, and all the post-Reality publicity photos use a wax doll. Think about it - it would explain his lack of activity, his looks in the publicity photos, and just about everything else.
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Miks toi tuntuu jopa melkee mahdolliselt .__.
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So, he is probably just surfing the web all day long then?