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THE EPIC TALE OF BOB THE GYPSY
Once upon a time,
In a house full of swine,
There was a gypsy named Bob,
Who thought he was God
Bob lived happily,
Even without a family,
Until one day,
He discovered he was gay
So Bob married Larry,
And rode off on a ferry,
From his desert home,
To the land of the gnomes
The munchkins then welcomed him,
And gave him a munchkin pin,
Then took him bowling,
To see if he could take wing
'Twas there Bob met Marry,
Married her and dumped Larry,
Lived forever in Munchkin Land,
Even started a munchkin band
He loved his munchkin-wife Mary,
They had a mutant-child names Hairy,
So Bob lived happily ever after,
Even after Munchkin Land was destroyed by a blaster
THE END