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THE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BIBLE
- Gerard Way puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
- Mikey Way can slam revolving doors.
- The chief export of The Frank Iero is pain.
- Mikey Way counted to infinity...twice.
- Frank Iero can divide by zero.
- The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Gerard Way has been there, then it's soaked with tears and blood.
- Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
- Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
- A tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
- Bob Bryar doesn't get brain freeze. Slurpees know when to back off.
- Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
- Mikey Way can speak braille.
- Frank Iero jacks off to Monster Trucks.
- Jeeves asks Ray Toro.
- If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow down.
- Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
- Ray Toro went back in time and stopped the JFK assassination by catching the bullet in mid air. JFK's head just exploded in sheer amazement.
- Gerard Way has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstains.
- The most effective form of suicide known to man is to type "Frank Iero" into Google and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky!"
- Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
- When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
- Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
- Mikey Way is like a tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
- Bob Bryar ate the Stay Puff Marshmallow man.
- Ray Toro didn't vote for Pedro. He deported him.
- When God said, "Let there be light," Gerard Way said, "Say please."


888D nyt hajos.

Especially nää:
- Gerard Way sleeps with a night light. Not because Gerard Way is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Gerard Way.
- Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding.
- A tsunami is water running away from Bob Bryar.
- Bob Bryar does not teabag the ladies. He potato-sacks them.
- If The Bob Bryar is late, time better slow down.
- Geico saved 15% a year by switching to Gerard Way.
- Jesus walked on water. Gerard Way walked on Jesus.
- When Frank Iero gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
- Gerard Way doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now."
- Mikey Way is like a tsunami, if you can see him coming it's already too late.
- When God said, "Let there be light," Gerard Way said, "Say please."

8DD Mikey Way is the reason Waldo is hiding. :'''D And the dark is afraid of Gerard Way. Hihi mul on kivaa. :''D