It had taken a while, but Kurt and Blaine finally reached the giraffe exhibit. They saw two giraffes off in the distance, both trotting around eachother in large circles, almost like dancing. It was almost as if no matter how far they moved apart, gravity pulled them back together again. They ran across the wide habitat, right up to where Kurt and Blaine were standing.
"Hey guys!" Kurt and Blaine ran right up to the fence to meet their giraffe counterparts.
"Wanna know how I tell them apart?" Blaine asked.
Kurt cocked his head to the side. "How?"
"Kurt is a lot cuter," he replied, wrapping his arm around his boyfriend's waist.
"Aww," Kurt said with a smile. "Wanna know how I tell them apart?"
Blaine, expecting something sweet, replied, "How?"
"Blaine is a lot shorter."
oh god WHAT IS AIR