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You: finland
Stranger: is that where bjork was born

Stranger: no i'm on the street
Stranger: living in a cardboard box :(
Stranger: i stole this laptop

Stranger: Pokasin eilen kolme muijaa ja kävin panin kaikkii samaan aikaan.
-Vittu mikä Pelimies!

(siis 25 ja seattle?)

Lisäsin jonku random Intialaise mese ja se luulee et oon seittämätoist ja et se on mun pikkusisko mese!! HYIHYIHYI

Stranger: hola
You: Holaaa
Stranger: Parla Catalá?
You: wow spanish :D
Stranger: No, catalan :P
You: ahaha kk :D
Stranger: You answered my question anyway.
You: cool :)
Stranger: not to worry, i speeky very wel gud england.
You: yeah i seee
You: wey gut :D
Stranger: heh, i'm not that bad. don't worry ;)
You: yeah ok i believe you ;)
Stranger: where abouts are you from?
You: finlaand :D
You: and youu
You: catalan? :P
Stranger: Andorra
You: ahaha
You: cool :)
Stranger: boobs and also willies.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: päivää taloon
Stranger: hi
You: mitä kuuluu?
Stranger: да
Stranger: а как твои дела
You: is that russian?
Stranger: у меня все хорошо
You: kivaa :D
Stranger: да русский
You: mulle kuuluu kiitos oikeinm hyvää
Stranger: не понимаю
Stranger: о чем ты говоришь
You: samoin
Stranger: черт
You: lälläslää
You: meille tuli tänään kissa <3
Stranger: не хочу больше
You: niinpä niinpä niin
Stranger: ok if u ll spaek english
Stranger: we cn
Stranger: otherwise i am goin
You: okay, lets speak english
Stranger: whts this language
You: finnish
Stranger: really
You: yes
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: ok

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löysin omeglesta ruotsalaisen pojan :

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Kokeilin sitten viimein minäkin tuota palvelua. Ei alkanut kovin hyvin.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello there
Stranger: hi
You: I'm Alpo from Finland. :)
Your conversational partner has disconnected

No, eikun uusiksi.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Me llamo es Ryan, como se llama?
You: I'm sorry, I speak only English and Finnish :/
Stranger: No hablo espanol?
You: No, sorry
Stranger: Fuck you then
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Jee. Kivaa. Meinasin jo kyllästyä, mutta onneksi kokeilin kolmannenkin kerran.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Is this the way to the kitchen?
You: Wrong corridor, this leads to Gnome King's wine cellar.
Stranger: Damn.
Stranger: Where's the kitchen at?
You: Third door from the entrance to abysmal oubliette. Not the one with radioactive sign on it, and the sign is not a joke.
Stranger: ...It isn't?
You: Why do you think I have three eyes and 12 toes :(
Stranger: I could relieve you of one of those eyes.
You: How.. friendly offer
Stranger: No need for a surgical procedure. It'll take five minutes tops. :D
You: Thank you, but I think Gnome King wants to have my eyes too when he sees whats happened to the wine.
Stranger: And what has happened to the wine?
You: Why, I drunk it of course. That's what the wine is for, I always tell them, not to be stored for years in dark cold cellar. But do they listen to me? No, that's why I have less teeth than eyes.
Stranger: ...All of it?
You: There's few barrels left if you want to take some with you to the kitchen. Why do you want to go there anyway?
Stranger: I have my reasons.
You: I see. Beware of the cook then. His not in a good mood today.
Stranger: Alright.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Onnea matkallesi, muukalainen :)

Oikeesti, hajosin, kokosin ja hajosin uudestaan! :'

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DDDDD
Olin Omegles ja siel joku kamala Miss Mix terroristi yritti saada mut niiden puolelle, koska en oo truu demittäjä :< ;

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Päivän naurut niin!

_ArkiPäivänVaras_

Ps. Tsajajajajajajai!

You: hello :)
Stranger: hai there!
Stranger: If it was your first day on your journey to becoming a Pokemon master and Professor Oak offered you Squirtle, Bulbasaur or Charmander, which one would you choose?
You: *lmao*
Stranger: what's funny?
You: I want Picachu! :DD
Stranger: Professor Oak doesn't have a Pikachu
You: Ash got Pikachu, I want a one too!
Stranger: Ash is twice the pokemon trainer you will ever be with that attitude
Stranger: do you want to be a pokemon master or not?
Stranger: DO YOU WANT ALL 150 POKEMON?!
You: I wan a pikachu! DDD:
You: Well, actually I want Raichu DD:
Stranger: Pikachu died in a fire
Stranger: it was a tragic forest fire in the Veridian forest
Stranger: Pikachu = dead
You: There are other Pikachus too n00b!
Stranger: NO THEY ALL DIED
Stranger: in the fire
You: YOU KILLED THEM!
You: MURDERER! DDD:
Stranger: the last Pikachu belongs to Ash
Stranger: I KILLED THEM LOL!
Stranger: I AM TEAM ROCKET
You: MURDERER DDDD:
Stranger: lolol all Pikachu die because of Team Rocket
You: That's so mean, I'm gonna cry DD:
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i am so mean
You: I hate u :'(
Stranger: crying will not bring all the Pikachu's back
Stranger: they are all dead from my fire
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: DEAD
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: wanna cyber?

En hajonnut en. Kai sen homman voi näinkin hoitaa ? xDD