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naiset ja naiset ei sinun naisista oo mihinhkää ku mennää poikien kans kerää puolukoita ku siel on semmosia 73 vuotiaita siloposkeja keräämässä vattuja ;) et beibe tuu peräs jos uskallat! <33

näin täällä meiningeisä aattelen =)

Kun mustavalko tv muuttu väriks niinkai mulle kävi
sä olit jotain mitä venasin koko elämäni
kaunis vaik ei vittumainen kilipää
silti oli pakko sua sun nukkuessa silittää
en voinu muutakaa en antanu muutakaa
se oli luvattu kaikille muille muutakaa koitan
skarppaa mun läppii tää juttu tuli puun takaa
en oo sanonu vuosiin kenellekkä vuosii
et oot mulle rakas sä nukut mä en voi
kun mä katselen sun levollisii kasvoja
ne ei sillo valehtele enkä edes välitä
vaikka rikkoisit sun lupaukset jos ees
viittit lupaa jotai se on mulle tarpeeks
sun hengitys on vaimee yhtä kaunis
ku sinä jumalatar mä koitan selvii
ihmisenä mä en ansaitsis tätä hetkeä
kun saan katsella sun kasvojas en malta nukkua

Sä kävelet käsi kädessä mua vastaan
jutelet kasvot sädehtien sen toisen mulkun kanssa
sä huomaat mun katseen annat pienen nyökkäyksen
mä vastaan samal tavalla vaik oon ihan paskana

Kun mä kosken sua sä annat mulle virtaa
mun sydän hakkaa mun verisuonten kanssa kilpaa
läppä on naivii niinku elämä on laifii mut rakastuneet
höpöttää ku ne ois syöny levyt sanoihi päivät sun
kanssa on kuin pala taivasta kun katsoisit aurinkoon
kun haluut taivasta kun sä nukut mä mietin missä sun
sielu on tää kelvoton ei sinne pääse tää yö on uneton
en haluu antaa pois näitä arvoikkaita hetkiä haudas ehtii
ehtii nukkua ja jutut luojan kanssa setviä mä en
anna mun tajuntaani nyt jumalille lahjaksi kun sä aamul...

Lunta tulvillaan on raikas talvisää,
ei liinakkommekaan, nyt enää talliin jää.
Sen kohta valjastan reen pienen etehen,
ja sitten joutuin matkahan me käymme riemuiten.
Kulkuset, kulkuset riemuin helkkäilee.
Talven valkohiutaleet ne kilvan leijailee.
Rekehen, rekehen nouse matkaamaan!
Lumi alla jalasten se laulaa lauluaan.
On ryijyn alla lämmin, kun lunta tuiskuttaa.
Nyt liinakkomme kiitää ja valkoinen on maa.
Kulkuset, kulkuset riemuin helkkäilee.
Talven valkohiutaleet ne kilvan leijailee.

Toiseen maailmaan tää retki meidät vie,
niin puhtaan valkeaan käy liinakkomme tie.
Taas tuulen huminaa nyt puiden latvat soi.
En retkeämme unhoittaa kai milloinkaa mä voi.
Kulkuset, kulkuset riemuin helkkäilee.
Talven valkohiutaleet ne kilvan leijailee.
Rekehen, rekehen nouse matkaamaan!
Lumi alla jalasten se laulaa lauluaan.
On ryijyn alla lämmin, kun lunta tuiskuttaa.
Nyt liinakkomme kiitää ja valkoinen on maa.
Kulkuset, kulkuset riemuin helkkäilee.
Talven valkohiutaleet ne kilvan leijailee.

ahihi

http://youtube.com/watch?v=W5jlDN8fNzE&feature=related
http://www.miniclip.com/games/winter-workout/en/ <- 6RAK06B1 johdosta

Täs vielä pari linkkiä näin joulun alla <3

Kaksonen
Kaksonen ottaa reippaasti ja sen kyllä huomaa. Suu käy yhtä paljon ja rasittavasti kuin selvänä.Ainoa ero on, että puhe sammaltaa. No, kädet käy sitten sitäkin enemmän, ei ole väliä onko oman vai vieraan jalka kyseessä.

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Ikä:
[ x] Alle 13 vuotta
[ ] 13-15 vuotta
[] 16-18 vuotta
[ ] 18-21 vuotta
[ ] 21-25 vuotta
[ ] Yli 25 vuotta
[ ] Iällä ei ole merkitystä
[ ] Ei väliä, kunhan olen vanhempi
[ ] Ei väliä, kunhan olen nuorempi
[] Saa heittää muutamalla vuodella suuntaan tai toiseen

SINUA MIELLYTTÄVIN TYYLI SUKUPUOLELLA, JOHON OLET MIELTYNYT?
[x] Hevari
[x] Punkkari
[ ] Skeittari
[x] Emo
[x] Gootti
[ ] Pissis
[ ] Fruittari
[ ] Peikkis
[x] Rokkari
[ ] Hoppari
[x] Japaniernu
[ ] Glamrokkari
[ ] Grunge
[ ] Manganörtti
[x] Tietokonenörtti
[ ] Jäkis/fudis
[ ] Mikä vain käy, kunhan se ei ole ylikorostettua
[ ] Pidän myös sellaisista, ketkä eivät omista erityistä tyyliä
[ ] Minulla ei ole varsinaisia tyylikriteereitä

MITÄ LÄVISTYKSIÄ SIETÄISIT/SIEDÄT SEURUSTELUKUMPPANILLASI?
[ ] Kulmalävistykset
[ ] Suun sisäpuolella olevat lävistykset (kieli)
[ ] Huulilävistykset
[ ] Nenäkorut
[x] Nännilävistykset
[ ] Lävistykset muualla naamassa (poski jne.)
[ ] Lävistykset muualla kehossa (niska, käsivarsi)
[ ] En voi sietää lävistyksiä
[ ] Kaikki käy
[ ] Kaikki käy ja mielellään
[ ] Siedän hyvin lävistyksiä, mutta kohtuuden rajoissa

SINUA MIELLYTTÄVIN HIUSTYYLI SUKUPUOLELLA, JOHON OLET MIELTYNYT?
[x] Kalju
[ ] Siili
[ ] Normaalinmittainen tai hieman pidempi
[ ] Jonkin verran normaalia pidempi
[X] Heviletti
[ ] Rastat
[ ] Emo hiukset
[ ] Irokeesi
[ ] Kihara, enemmän tai vähemmän
[ ] Afro
[ ] Tuuhea ja iso
[ ] Glamrock-tyylinen
[ ] Ei erityistä mieltymystä

SINUA MIELLYTTÄVIN HIUSVÄRI SUKUPUOLELLA, JOHON OLET MIELTYNYT?
[ ] Blondi
[x] Likaisenvaalea
[x] Vaaleanruskea
[ ] Perusruskea
[ ] Tummanruskea
[ ] Musta
[ ] Punainen
[ ] Oranssi
[ ] Jokin shokkiväri
[ ] En osaa sanoa

MIHIN ULKONÄKÖSEIKKOIHIN KIINNITÄT HUOMIOTA SUKUPUOLESSA, JOHON OLET MIELTYNYT?
[ ] Kasvot
[ ] Silmät
[ ] Hiukset
[ xxxxxxxx] Nenä
[ ] Huulet
[x] Pituus
[ ] Tyyli
[ ] Kroppa
[ ] Kokonaisuus
[ ] En kiinnitä huomiota ulkonäköön

IHANNEPITUUS SUKUPUOLELLA, JOHON OLET MIELTYNYT?
[ ] Alle 160 cm
[ ] 160-170 cm
[ ] 170-175 cm
[ ] 175-180 cm
[ ] 180-185 cm
[ ] 185-190 cm
[ ] Yli 190 cm
[x] Pituudella ei oikeastaan ole mitään väliä
[x] Samanmittainen, kuin ITSELLÄNI ON
[ ] Ei väliä, kunhan olen pidempi
[x] Ei väliä, kunhan olen lyhyempi

JOS OLISI TILAISUUS, PETTÄISITKÖ KUMPPANIASI JUMALOIMASI JULKKIKSEN KANSSA?
[x] En
[x] Kyllä
[x] En osaa sanoa

MITÄ PIIRTEITÄ OLISI MAHDOTON SIETÄÄ KUMPPANISSA?
[ ] Epäluotettavuus
[ ] Epämiellyttävä ulkonäkö
[ ] Itsepäisyys
[ ] Itserakkaus
[x sen pitää elättää minut] Köyhyys
[ ] Mielenterveysongelma
[ ] Nörtteys
[ ] Työttömyys
[ ] Voimakkaasti erilaiset poliittiset näkemykset
[ ] Yksinkertaisuus
[ ] Alkoholismi
[ ] Ylimielisyys
[ ] Ylipaino

MITEN HALUAISIT MENNÄ NAIMISIIN?
[ ] En halua mennä naimisiin
[x ] Papin vihkimänä mutta muualla kuin kirkossa
[ ] Perinteiset kirkkohäät
[ ] Siviilivihkiminen (maistraatissa tai muualla), hääjuhlat
[ ] Siviilivihkiminen (maistraatissa tai muualla), ilman mitää hääjuhlia tms.
[ ] En osaa sanoa

VAATISITKO TAI SUOSTUISITKO AVIOEHTOON MENNESSÄSI/MENTYÄSI NAIMISIIN?
[ ] En suostu enkä vaadi. Avioehto on osoitus epäluottamuksesta.
[ ] Suostun ja vaadin. Ei vara venettä kaada.
[ ] Suostun, mutta en vaadi
[ x] Riippuu hyötyisinkö itse avioehdosta
[ ] En tiedä mikä avioehto on
[ ] En osaa sanoa

TATUOISITKO KUMPPANISI NIMEN ITSEESI?
[ X] Kyllä
[ ] En
[ ] En osaa sanoa

älkää ottako vakavasti ;) odotan sua öinen musta pantteri <3

Mä putosin kerran jakkaralta
ja revin hanurini, sen palkeet vuotaa
uuaa, se huokaa
on humppamiehen leipä kuivaa
sen päällä ei oo rasvaa vaan hometta
sen jaan kanssa rotan vaan
pidähän kiinni hatustasi
sillä kohta palkeet puhkuvat
hanuri ja palli eli jakkara, kohta
raikaa humppa
Oo nukun hanurini alla
oo-o elän humpalla
jalka polkee tahtia
oo-o elän humpalla
On olo kovin tukala
onkos mulla nälkä vai prostaatta
uuaa, ku se kolottaa
Ma päivät leikkaan kuponkeja
niillä paikkaan hanuria tai käyn bingossa
kahveella
pidähän kiinni hatustasi
sillä kohta palkeet puhkuvat
hanuri ja palli eli jakkara, kohta
raikaa humppa

Sinä kysyit:

Onko Karri humppmies?


Oraakkeli vastasi:

Kyllä se sosiaaliturvatunnuksen mukaan tyttö on, mut ulkonäkö kertoo kyllä toista.



Varmistin orakkelilta... =)

Mäkihyppääjä; Tiedän - tiedän, pituutta olisi saanut olla enemmän.

Jääkiekkoilija; No, minä vain roiskaisin sinnepäin ja tällä kertaa sattui menemään sisään. Sama
kuka sen sinne laittaa, pääasia on että se on siellä.

Jääkiekkoselostaja; Mitä ihmettä tapahtui? Onko se siellä? Oli kyllä sekava tilanne, vaikea
sanoa mitään!

Jääkiekkovalmentaja ;Meidän pitää saada liikettä lisää. Tässä on vielä paljon opittavaa.

Formulakuljettaja; No, ei sille mahda mitään, että vehkeet pettävät.

Hiihtäjä; Väärä voitelu.

Huippu-urheilija; Kun ei jaksa, niin ei jaksa...

Markkinoija; Eikä tässä vielä kaikki...

Olympiaurheilija; Totta kai olen pettynyt. Sitä kun on harjoitellut tätä hetkeä varten jo 4
vuotta ja sitten mikään ei onnistu!

Formulaselostaja; Mahtavaa! Elämme historiallisia hetkiä! Tätä ei ota meiltä kukaan pois!

Poliitikko; Minä en ole tehnyt mitään! Olen järkyttynyt tuollaisista syytöksistä. Tämä on selvä ajojahti minua kohtaan.

Jalkapalloilija Kyllä tuollaisesta paikasta on jo pakko pistää sisään!

Rallikuski; Väärä kumivalinta pilasi kaiken.

Maanviljelijä; Minähän sanoin ettei tämä onnistu ilman tukea.
Lääkäri Tämä on tällä selvä. Voitte pukea.

Insinööri; En minä tätä kyllä näin suunnitellut.

Portsari; No, yritetäänpä sitten ensikerralla uudestaan.
Keksijä Kyllä se kotona vielä toimi...

Apteekkari; Kenenkä vuoro oli seuraavana?

Rockmuusikko; Okei, nyt kaikki mukaan!

Golfaaja; Onko nyt minun vuoro?

Koodaaja; Aina ennen se on pysynyt pystyssä.

Vahtimestari; Ei kuulu minun hommiini.

Jos aktiivinen nainti
tapahtuu kaksi kertaa
viikossa, 30 vuoden ajan,
saa nainen sisäänsä spermaa
3150 litraa.

Naisen vagina lämpiää n. 10
min yhdynnän aikana n. 60
asteeseen, joten
häpyhuulien kypsyysaste on
MEDIUM!

Maailmassa on n. 500 milj.
naimakelpoista naista ja
kolon keskisyvyys on 8 cm.
Eli on miehessä vika jos ei
pääse pukille, sillä tussua
on maailmassa
40000km.
Jokainen jätkä kastaa kärkeä
n. 4450 kertaa, jokaisen
yhdynnän aikan n. 300
sisään-ulos liikettä eli
nainen saa elämänsä aikana
n. 200 kilometriä munaa

pinppi professori kala-aapo tiedottaa....