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How to train a girlfriendTiistai 24.10.2006 18:33

Having a girlfriend has been in high regard over the years, mostly but not entirely among guys. It is said taht anyone can get one, so let's go over some basics in training her.

The first thing you need to be aware of is girlfriends are highly self-aware(opettajan ehdotus "self-conscious"). This is why it is advised not to keep more than one at a time. If you place multiple girlfriends in an enclosed place(tarkoitin kyllä space, mutta ei ole väärinkään), such as an apartment, chaos is likely to ensue.

Patience is a virtue when raising a girlfriend. If an adopted girlfriend had a long-time relationship with the previous trainer, adapting can take some time in a new environment.

A girlfriend's behaviour can be hard to predict even after months of mutual interaction. Make sure not to get sloppy with the training process even though it might seem safe to let her out to the garden on her own.

The importance of proper feeding cannot be stressed enough. Make sure the girlfriend's diet is balanced. Chocolate can be used as a treat and motivation when teaching tricks. To wrap things up, choose your girlfriend based on your skills as a trainer. In general, girlfriends taken from shelters need a lot of loving care to restore their trust in (a) man.

I wish good luck to anyone to take on the challenge.



Tämä olisi jatkunut ja jatkunut mutta menin jo yli sanamäärässä... >.<

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