"why doesn't tarzan have a beard?"
"-what's the plural of pussy?
-pussies?
-nah, PUSSAHH!"
"what colour does a smurf turn into wheny ou choke him?"
"if you travel by the speed of light, and then you turn your headlights on, what'll happen?"
and a lot lot more.
WARNING! these are questions you should not think of an answer to