IRC-Galleria

- jos kerrot miehelle että maailmankaikkeudessa on 300 miljardia tähteä, hän uskoo sen.
jos kerrot että penkki on maalattu, hänen on pakko koskea sitä ollakseen varma asiasta.

- herkuille ei jätetä tilaa, niille tehdään sitä.

- mitä nopeammin jää jälkeen, sitä enemmän on aikaa ottaa muut kiinni.

- raha puhuu... mutta minulle se sanoo vain hyvästi.

- terapia on kallista, kuplamuovin poksuttelu halpaa... valinta on sinun !

- jos koolla ei muka ole väliä, niin yritäppä nukkua hyttysen kanssa samassa huoneessa.

- naiset murehtivat asioista, joita miehet eivät muista.
miehet murehtivat asioista, joita naiset muistavat.

Palvelua oikealla kielellä.

Mies meni pankkiin ja sanoi vanhemmalle, arvokkaan näköiselle
pankkineidille:

" Mä haluun vi**u avata tilin tähän vi*un pankkiin ja vähän vi*un nopeesti."
Pankkineiti alkoi kakomaan ja rykimään ja hieman tuohtui kuullessaan moista
kielenkäyttöä.
Pankkineiti kysyi mieheltä:"Mitä te oikein puhutte??"

Mies vastasi pankkineidille:
Mä haluun vi**u avata tilin tähän vi*un pankkiin ja vähän vi*un nopeesti."
Pankkineiti tuohtui enemmän ja naama punaisena sanoi miehelle:
"Minä en tuollaista kielenkäyttöä kuuntele, minä haen pankinjohtajan
paikalle."


Pankinjohtajakin saapui paikalle naama totisena.
"Neiti tässä kertoi, että käytätte kovin karkeaa kieltä pankissamme. Mikä on
ongelmanne?" johtaja kysyi mieheltä. Mies vastasi."Mää voitin tossa vi*un
lotossa vi**u 50 miljoonaa ja mä haluun vi**u avata sen vi*un tilin tähän
vi*un pankkiin ja vähän vi*un nopeesti."

Pankinjohtaja sanoi miehelle: "Ja tämä vi*un nutturapääkö ei ymmärtänyt noin
vi*un yksinkertaista asiaa."

Tiistaina toteutui yksi pitkäaikaisista unelmista,issikalla ratsastus. Ulla oli järkänny issikkaratsastuksen ja tarjosi mulle sitä. Tietysti mä lähdin mukaan innoissani. Meitä oli Ullan lisäksi kolme ratsastajaa, Hanna, Emppu ja mä. Mä näin laitumella Snabbenin minikopion ja halusin sen. Sainkin sitten sen. Kauhean eteenpäinpyrkivä,mutta se ei mua haitannut. Mä nautin reissusta.Se oli ihanaa. Lähes seittemän vuoden tauon jälkeen mä pääsin hevosen selkään,tai issikka oikeestaan on poni,mut anyway...Yks haave on vielä toteuttamatta.Eli ratsastuksen uudelleen aloitus. Kyllä mä sen vielä aloitan.Kuhan ensiks on varaa siihe.

Pitäs varmaan mennä nukkuun että jaksaa matkustaa päiväl takas Kiipulaan,mut ei väsytä. Plääh...kumpa vois mennä autolla. Miks loman piti mennä niin nopeeta?

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kirjottamaan vain sitten.

Mikä ihme siinä on kun pikkusiskot näkee isosiskollaan jotain kivaa ni niiden pitää heti lainata sitä ja sitten palautus kestää? Ei ymmärrä ei.

EMMIIII...palauta mun toppi heti!!!!

Se yks on siel Englannis Jamboreessa ja mulla on mieletön ikävä. Enkä tiiä koska nään mutta rutistan kun nään. Emmi, I miss you and love you very much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

used to have feelings, but
you destroyed them. Now I
feel nothing.
I thought you were my light,
how could i be so blind?
Cause you were the shadow
that made my soul and spirit
so dark.
You said you couldn't see my
heart broken, so when you
broke it
did you close your eyes? I
loved you, but now I hate
you so bad.
I hate myself for believing
in you...but I don't wish
you death.

I wish you a long life, full
of misery and pain.
You made me suffer so much,
only pain is what you left
behind.
You were the reason for my
tears, now my inside is dry.
You made me so cold, now I
cannot feel love, I cannot
cry.
Love no longer exists in

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