Crowley
(a.k.a. Fergus Roderick McLeod)
(formerly King of the Crossroads, later King of Hell)
Dean: "Uh-huh. Okay, and why, exactly would you want the Devil dead?"
Crowley: "It's called survival. But I forgot, you two at best are functional morons."
Dean: "Yeah, you're functioning morons... more."
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Dean: "Uh, excuse me for asking, but aren't you kinda signing your own death warrant? I mean, what happens to you if we go up against the Devil and lose?"Crowley: "Number one, he's gonna wipe us all out anyway, two, after you leave here I go on an extended vacation to all points nowhere, and three, HOW ABOUT YOU DON'T MISS, OKAY? MORONS!"
Crowley's a smug bastard. I love him <3