IRC-Galleria

Well, they let ole Pete out of the jail
He went back to his store
All the women who payed his bail
Were waitin' on Pete to chop some more

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HeÂ’s hackinÂ’ and wackinÂ’ and smackinÂ’
HeÂ’s hackinÂ’ and wackinÂ’ and smackinÂ’
HeÂ’s hackinÂ’ and wackinÂ’ and smackinÂ’
He just hacks, wacks, choppinÂ’ that meat

There's an old woman, who's ninety-two
Lives down the street
She said, one thing more I wanna do
Is find ole Pete and let him chop my meat

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HeÂ’s hackinÂ’ and wackinÂ’ and smackinÂ’
HeÂ’s hackinÂ’ and wackinÂ’ and smackinÂ’
HeÂ’s hackinÂ’ and wackinÂ’ and smackinÂ’
He just hacks, wacks, choppinÂ’ that meat

Pete went to church one Sunday night
He gave the preacher a fit
That crazy Pete started a fight
When he went hackin' on the pulpit

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HeÂ’s hackinÂ’ and wackinÂ’ and smackinÂ’
HeÂ’s hackinÂ’ and wackinÂ’ and smackinÂ’
HeÂ’s hackinÂ’ and wackinÂ’ and smackinÂ’
He just hacks, wacks, choppinÂ’ that meat

Well, they put him in jail again
They tried to give him life
Pete beat the case, he pleaded insane
They gave him back his same ole knife

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HeÂ’s hackinÂ’ and wackinÂ’ and smackinÂ’
HeÂ’s hackinÂ’ and wackinÂ’ and smackinÂ’
HeÂ’s hackinÂ’ and wackinÂ’ and smackinÂ’
He just hacks, wacks, choppinÂ’ that meat

Well, he got out of jail on Sunday night
Monday he tightened his grip
He started to China to see the sites
Went nuts again and chopped up the ship

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HeÂ’s hackinÂ’ and wackinÂ’ and smackinÂ’
HeÂ’s hackinÂ’ and wackinÂ’ and smackinÂ’
HeÂ’s hackinÂ’ and wackinÂ’ and smackinÂ’
He just hacks, wacks, choppinÂ’ that meat

Brought ole Pete back to town
To electrocute him there
But Pete was crazy like a clown
He chopped down that electric chair

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HeÂ’s hackinÂ’ and wackinÂ’ and smackinÂ’
HeÂ’s hackinÂ’ and wackinÂ’ and smackinÂ’
HeÂ’s hackinÂ’ and wackinÂ’ and smackinÂ’
He just hacks, wacks, choppinÂ’ that meat

He's a maniac!
He don't do nothin' but hackin'